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Old 31.10.2009   #4761
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Reklama na jazykové lekce

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Old 1.11.2009   #4762
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35 let života. P?esto se musite smát, že?
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Skoda ze to je nahrany... Ale jinak by to asi zas tak vtipny nebylo.
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Old 2.11.2009   #4763
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Skoda ze to je nahrany... Ale jinak by to asi zas tak vtipny nebylo.
P?esn? tak, když to vid?la moje máma tak ?íkala, "Chudák pán". Až když jsem jí ?ekl, že je to schváln?, tak ?ekla, že je to blbá reklama.
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Old 3.11.2009   #4764
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Old 3.11.2009   #4765
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Old 4.11.2009   #4766
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Svokra vari v kuchyni gulas. Maly domaci kocurik prichadza a zobre kusok
maska:
- Mnau, mnau!
Svokra ho odtlaca nohou:
- Chod prec!
Kocurik sa opat tuli a opat prosi masko:
- Mnau, mnaaau, mnaaaaauuu!
- Vypadni! - odtlaca nohou kocurika svokra.
Kocurik opat svoje "mnaaauuuu!". Svokra sa definitivne nasiera a odkopava
kocurika z kuchyne. Do kuchyne prichadza zat.
Svokra:
- Sadni si, milovany zatko, dam ti vyborny gulasik!
Zat si sada za stol, svokra mu nabera gulas. K zatovi sa tmoli kocuricek a
labkou si prosi kusok:
- Mnau, mnaaauuu!
Zat:
- Tu mas, malicky, daj si kusok maska z gulasika!
Kocurik radostne a pahltne zerie masko a mrtvo pada na zem.
Zat svokre:
- Ty suka spinava!!! Otravit si ma chcela!!!
A uz jej aj prijebava poriadnu na rypak, az menovana leti do kuta.
- Yes!!! - pomysli si malicky kocurik, pootvoriac ocka.
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Old 4.11.2009   #4767
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dobry vtip Kocur powaaaaa
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Old 5.11.2009   #4768
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stím se musím pod?lit snad to tu už nebylo KLIK
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Old 5.11.2009   #4769
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stím se musím pod?lit snad to tu už nebylo KLIK
hehe tak to jsem opravdu ne?ekal
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Old 7.11.2009   #4772
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hehe KLIK
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Old 9.11.2009   #4773
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a pesnicka ktora nato dost spada http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgSyB5xSo2U
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Old 14.11.2009   #4778
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Ninja macka je zpet http://www.break.com/index/return-of-the-ninja-cat.html (specialne venovano Branovi )
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Ninja macka je zpet http://www.break.com/index/return-of-the-ninja-cat.html (specialne venovano Branovi )
Jo tady trenuje brano tu rychlost
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