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Old 17.4.2010   #5101
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Vsetci su rasisti Nasiel som este jeden super clanok o rasizme v rozpravkach: http://www.tyden.cz/rubriky/domaci/m...ce_165645.html
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Old 17.4.2010   #5102
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P?ejmenovali by i nap?íklad hokejový tým Bílí Tyg?i Liberec nebo zrušili šachy. Pro?? Protože bílé figurky táhnou jako první.
Ješt? te? se válím smíchy
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Old 17.4.2010   #5103
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Old 17.4.2010   #5104
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and I dont need to explain what these holes are for...
for jacking headphones

tak toto je jeden z dokonalych dvojzmyslov
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Old 19.4.2010   #5105
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tak teprve ted ctu mistni rasisticke vtipy a dochazi mi proc diskuze po nabrani kida a projetim prerova nabrala takove obratky
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kde zacina prerov, konci veskera sranda
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p?iroda je taky rasista máme bílou zimu
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lol to kde si vyhrabal ako toto fakt sila "dve hodiny"
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lol to kde si vyhrabal ako toto fakt sila &quot;dve hodiny&quot;
10 vztahov a holku videl 1x Najprv som si myslel, ze ten moderator je mimo, ale ten mlady ma presvedcil o opaku
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No ta bunda, ve který p?išel na za?átku, n?co napovídala, ale že to bude až takhle moc...
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No jo, železni?á?i. Já jich mám plno ve škole a jsou si hodn? podobní....
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Skutocny dovod preco je zastavena letecka doprava nad Europou: http://twio.cz/pics/original/ac3h-0....cturesthankyou
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Skutocny dovod preco je zastavena letecka doprava nad Europou: http://twio.cz/pics/original/ac3h-0....cturesthankyou
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Kto sa chce zabavit tuzingom a vseliakymi vylepseniami tak som nasiel stranku na pobavenie. Osobne ma dost nadchla smerovka zo zavaraninovej flase ,zopar vykvetov ala teletubbies a koncovi na ferrari
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Kto sa chce zabavit tuzingom a vseliakymi vylepseniami tak som nasiel stranku na pobavenie. Osobne ma dost nadchla smerovka zo zavaraninovej flase ,zopar vykvetov ala teletubbies a koncovi na ferrari
hh ale tohle auto je naprosto kruté
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Otázka: ?o je to globalizácia ?
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Otázka: Na základe ?oho ste tak usúdil ?
Odpove?:Anglická princezná so svojím egyptským priate?om havarovala vo francúzskom tuneli, na nemeckom aute, v ktorom bru?al holandský motor, ktorý šoféroval belgi?an, ?o slopal škótsku whisky, ktorého prenasledoval talianský paparazzi na japonskej motorke. Následne sa ich snažil zachráni? americký doktor indickými liekmi. A toto všetko poslali tebe, ?echovi, ktorý oble?ený vo vietnamských šatách ?umíš do taiwanského monitoru a v ruke máš ?ínsku myš. A navyše si to ?ítaš v sloven?ine.
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hh ale tohle auto je naprosto kruté
mas nieco proti mojmu autu? no ok az taku vybavu tam nemam zato som si nevedel priplatit vybavu R2D2 inac je tu H-wing ,jeden manik to robil do detailu ,niekde tam ma aj svetelny mec ,skusim najst jeho stranku
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tohle je krutej volant


A tohle krutej bodykit
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