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Old 22.2.2009   #4161
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jeeeee to jsem tak uplne nechtel no sry
nene, vpohode

jen sem si myslel, ze jak leteli vyhukani k oknu, jak ten chlapek na te korbe koukal, nevedel, co se stalo, tak sem proste uveril no
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Old 22.2.2009   #4162
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Taky bych ?ekl, že to bylo domluvený a naplánovaný
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Old 22.2.2009   #4163
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Zensky predstiraj orgasmus a stejne nic nepozname. Tak proc by nezvladni neco tak snadneho.

Zatim jsem nikdy nevidel, ze by na korbe nakladaku prevazeli prazdne, slozene krabice. I ta skupinka uprostred krizovatky vypada podezrele.
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Old 22.2.2009   #4164
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Zensky predstiraj orgasmus a stejne nic nepozname.
A já si ?ikal jak jsem dobrej.
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Old 23.2.2009   #4165
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ja si spis myslim, ze to byla zprdele klika, ze tam projizdel ten nakladak s papirem...
ja myslim ze to byl nakladak s polstarema
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Old 23.2.2009   #4166
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Jeden programatorskej:

.. so I told my Wife, "I DO have a social life, I share code on the on the internet."
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Old 23.2.2009   #4167
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Mozna vam to uz taky nekdy prislo na mail. Ja se docela pobavil


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Old 23.2.2009   #4168
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Ja si ze srandy se spanelama i psal. Pak jsem je poslal do ....
Od te doby co mam Gmail tak nejak nevim co je spam.
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tak Cell Po?et me udolal
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Old 23.2.2009   #4170
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Tak toto video se fakt nepobral.
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Old 24.2.2009   #4172
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Old 24.2.2009   #4174
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bacha na lisaky z vyfuku
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Old 25.2.2009   #4175
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no jsem zvedav jak daleko to zajde
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Old 25.2.2009   #4176
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(ja chodim domu tak pred sestou, emylak v 7 a nekdy i dyl)
Pozdeji prosim, dekuji ;-). Vysvetleni profesora Slosara: "'P?ijdu'[v nasem pripade 'chodim'] je dokonavý tvar slovesa, nem?že ozna?ovat d?j, který trvá "déle".

To je zas po tydnu dukladne promysleny post.... [edit: ve kterem je navic logicka chyba].
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Old 27.2.2009   #4178
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Trošku vulgárnejšie.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LDL7...eature=related preco nesiel plyn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk9Aa...eature=related origo mravce
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