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Old 9.6.2009   #4461
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"Je tam n?kdo, je tam n?kdo?!"
Na tomto vtipe bol najzaujímavejší ten Pražák, pretože zo stavby vtipu vôbec nebolo nutné, aby sa obe? pýtala v ?eskom jazyku, nuž ale kto chce psa bi?... :-)


Ja by som možno upozornil na jednu dokonalú zbierku vtipov. Dokonalú preto, lebo som ju vyberal v priebehu rokov ja, a preto, že vtipy pochádzajú z dokonalých sietí FIDOnet a UltraNet, ktorých som bol aktívnym ?lenom. Na každom jednom vtipe som sa osobne zasmial, takže sú ur?ite výborné. :-)

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Náhodne jeden vyberiem (tá "bla" tabu?ka hore je menu):


Pride gruzin ku ocnemu doktorovi, rozopne rozporok, ukaze mu vtaka a hovori:
- Podivaj, akeho mam krasavca. Ale nikomu to nehovor!
A na druhy den zas:
- Podivaj, akeho mam krasavca. Ale nikomu to nehovor!
Doktora to pobavilo a vyrozpraval prihodu aj doma manzelke. Na treti den ide
doktor domov z prace a dvere mu otvara gruzin:
- No pod, ty klebetnik.
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Old 9.6.2009   #4462
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Prijde chlap do baru, kde obsluhuje barman - robot. Natocí mu perfektní pivo a zeptá se ho, jaké má IQ. Chlápek odpoví, ze nekde kolem 150. Barman se s ním plynne zacne bavit o kvantové fyzice, globálním oteplování, makroekonomice, nanotechnologiích...
Chlap je z toho celý vedle, tak si ríká, ze ho vyzkousí. Jde domu, prevlékne se a vrátí se do baru. Barman mu opet natocí perfektní pivo a ptá se na IQ. Chlápek rekne, ze má kolem stovky. Robot s ním zacne kecat o zenských, o fotbale, o autech, o zenských...
Chlapovi se to hrozne líbí, tak jde zase domu, prevlékne se a vrátí se do baru. Obdrzí opet perfektní pivo a obvyklý dotaz. Tentokrát rekne robotovi, ze má IQ 50. Na to se barman nakloní az k nemu a pomalu, ale skutecne pomalu, ríká: Tak co? Zase budeme letos volit Paroubka?
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Prijde chlap do baru, kde obsluhuje barman - robot. Natocí mu perfektní pivo a zeptá se ho, jaké má IQ. Chlápek odpoví, ze nekde kolem 150. Barman se s ním plynne zacne bavit o kvantové fyzice, globálním oteplování, makroekonomice, nanotechnologiích...
Chlap je z toho celý vedle, tak si ríká, ze ho vyzkousí. Jde domu, prevlékne se a vrátí se do baru. Barman mu opet natocí perfektní pivo a ptá se na IQ. Chlápek rekne, ze má kolem stovky. Robot s ním zacne kecat o zenských, o fotbale, o autech, o zenských...
Chlapovi se to hrozne líbí, tak jde zase domu, prevlékne se a vrátí se do baru. Obdrzí opet perfektní pivo a obvyklý dotaz. Tentokrát rekne robotovi, ze má IQ 50. Na to se barman nakloní az k nemu a pomalu, ale skutecne pomalu, ríká: Tak co? Zase budeme letos volit Paroubka?
Old, nebyls to dokonce ty, kdo to tu postoval kdysi? Každopádn? je to po?ád stejn? dobré
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skoda ze v komenskeho ul. zadny panelaky nejsou
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JJ Koukal jsem. Je to jen reklama Directu na pojisteni domacnosti. Kdyz kouknes na mapu tak vsude se opakuou jen tyhle 4 sousedi.
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tyjo co je to s tema lidma?? to se mi jednom zda, nebo jsou vsichni (a to i po nekolika letech viralnich kampani) tak naivni?? vsude se najdou lidi, kteri o pravdivosti tech videi vubec nepochybuji...
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to je moja macka ,ale uz to tu niekde bolo nie?
Mimochodom tu v praci mame psa co tiez rad pozera WRC
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Old 11.6.2009   #4475
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OK Tak tady jsou jeste poradne 4wd drifty.
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tak viem ze to tu uz bolo ale ked sme pri tych maciatkach tak Ninja macka
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aaa ,ked pridem domov pastnem sem ako vytunovat macku v niekolkych lahkych krokoch len to na nete neviem najst ,doma to mam (ale kde?)
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Štart lietadla, kapitán ako oby?ajne: "Vážené dámy a páni, pekne vás vítam na palube našeho lietadla. Náš let prebieha nad Atlantickým oceánom, vo výške 10.000 metrov, rýchlos? je 900 km/h, teplota vzduchu.... sakra! Do riti! M?a šlahne! Ježišmária!" Kapitán sa odml?í, mrtvolné ticho, pasažieri sú bledí, panika, krik..... Po dlhšej chvíli sa kapitán ohlási: "Dámy a páni, prosím, ospravedlnte ma! Letuška ma poliala. Keby ste len videli moje nohavice zpredu...." Jeden z pasažierov vykríkne: "Ty hovado! Keby si videl moje nohavice zozadu!!!"
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OK Tak tady jsou jeste poradne 4wd drifty.
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