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Old 27.12.2011   #5541
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Hlavn? pro ty, co hráli/znají Skyrim.

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Old 6.1.2012   #5542
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Pokud necháte ženu v bezpe?í domova a chcete ji chránit od kariéristické džungle, jste šovinista.
Pokud z?stanete doma s pracemi a ona d?lá kariéru, jste bábovka.
Pokud p?íliš pracujete, "nemáte na ni nikdy ?as"!
Pokud pracujete málo, jste líné budižkni?emu.
Pokud má repetitivní nudnou práci s nízkým platem, je vyko?is?ována.
Pokud ji máte vy, m?l byste si najít n?co lepšího.
Pokud budete povýšeni radši než žena, jste up?ednost?ován.
Pokud bude povýšena ona radši než vy, znamená to rovné p?íležitosti.
Pokud se zmíníte, jak jí to sluší, je to sexuální harašení.
Pokud z?stanete zticha, je to mužská nerozhodnost.
Pokud bre?íte, jste salát.
Pokud ne, jste necitlivý.
Pokud u?iníte rozhodnutí bez porady s ní, jste bezohledný.
Pokud jej u?iní ona bez vás, je svobodomyslná.
Pokud ji požádáte, aby ud?lala n?co, co nemá ráda, snažíte se ji ovládat.
Pokud ona vás, je to jen laskavost.
Pokud oce?ujete ženské k?ivky a sv?dné prádélko, jste pervert.
Pokud ne, jste gay.
Pokud máte rádi, když si žena holí nohy a klín a udržuje se ve form?, jste sexista.
Pokud ne, nejste v?bec romantický.
Pokud se rád udržujete ve form?, jste narcis.
Pokud ne, jste zdechlej.
Pokud jí kupujete kv?tiny a dáre?ky, máte postranní úmysly.
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Pokud jste hrdý na to, co jste dosáhl, jste egoista.
Pokud ne, nemáte ambice.
Pokud ji bolí hlava, je unavená.
Pokud vás, vy už ji nemilujete.
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Old 16.1.2012   #5543
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Old 23.1.2012   #5544
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Old 1.2.2012   #5545
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Sice to asi bolelo, ale zasmál jsem se.
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Old 3.2.2012   #5546
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Sice to asi bolelo, ale zasmál jsem se.
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Old 3.2.2012   #5547
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ferrari predstavilo novou formuli
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Old 3.2.2012   #5548
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Clovek by rek, ze hnusnejsi nos nez Caterham udelat nemuzou ... a ejhle
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Old 3.2.2012   #5549
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taky cumak jak keby ho v legu navrhovali...to fakt toto je aerodynamicky to naj co sa da dosiahnut?
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Old 3.2.2012   #5550
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Ohledne toho prisednutyho frnaku:

"The nose has a step in it that is not aesthetically pleasing: with the requirement from the regulations to lower the front part, this was a way of raising the bottom part of the chassis as much as possible for aerodynamic reasons."

Do cestiny: predni cast je snizena kvuli regulim a zadni cast zvednuta kvuli aerodynamice. Blame the FIA!

http://www.racecar-engineering.com/c...ari-f2012-663/
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Old 3.2.2012   #5551
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Ohledne toho prisednutyho frnaku:

"The nose has a step in it that is not aesthetically pleasing: with the requirement from the regulations to lower the front part, this was a way of raising the bottom part of the chassis as much as possible for aerodynamic reasons."

Do cestiny: predni cast je snizena kvuli regulim a zadni cast zvednuta kvuli aerodynamice. Blame the FIA!

http://www.racecar-engineering.com/c...ari-f2012-663/
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M? se to Ferrari docela líbí, ty kachní zobáky bude mít asi v?tšina týmu.

Jestli se vám tohle nelíbí tak nevím co ?íkáte na Force Indii, která vypadá jako kladivoun...
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Old 5.2.2012   #5553
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Ohledne toho prisednutyho frnaku:

"The nose has a step in it that is not aesthetically pleasing: with the requirement from the regulations to lower the front part, this was a way of raising the bottom part of the chassis as much as possible for aerodynamic reasons."

Do cestiny: predni cast je snizena kvuli regulim a zadni cast zvednuta kvuli aerodynamice. Blame the FIA!

http://www.racecar-engineering.com/c...ari-f2012-663/
a mclaren stavel auto podle jakych pravidel?
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a mclaren stavel auto podle jakych pravidel?
Ty se prestanes smat az v pulce roku taky nasadi rypak jako vsichni ostatni
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kdyz budou pred rudochama, tak mi to je jedno
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Old 6.2.2012   #5556
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kdyz budou pred rudochama, tak mi to je jedno
Jj, ale mas pravdu, ze nejhezci auto ma zatim mcl
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Old 6.2.2012   #5557
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Jj, ale mas pravdu, ze nejhezci auto ma zatim mcl
ale fakt mi vysvetli proc to tak je, ze mcl zatim jediny nema ten divnozlom nad kolem?
(btw mame stejny pocet prispevku )
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ale fakt mi vysvetli proc to tak je, ze mcl zatim jediny nema ten divnozlom nad kolem?
(btw mame stejny pocet prispevku )
Nema ho Williams, Caterham a McLaren. Podle me to je tim, ze vsichni co maji divnozlom maji vysoko posazeny zaveseni prednich kol a maji to podle me kvuli nejakymu reseni proudeni vzduchu pod autem, ktery prezilo z predchozi sezony a zdalo se jim natolik uzasny, ze pouzili zlom, aby dosahli predepsanou max vysku spicky cumaku. Ale to jsou pouze me osobni dohady.

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Old 6.2.2012   #5559
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caterham ho ma (viz: http://static.sidepodcast.com/conten...aterham-f1.jpg)
williams ma auto oficialne ukazat az zitra, nerikam ze bude jine nez to co testujou, ale obcas se to stava :-)

a uz mame zas stejne
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Old 6.2.2012   #5560
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ale fakt mi vysvetli proc to tak je, ze mcl zatim jediny nema ten divnozlom nad kolem?
(btw mame stejny pocet prispevku )
viz http://forum.czechlfs.net/showthread...671#post132671
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