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Old 23.6.2009   #4501
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Slovensky minister dopravy sa zastaví na navsteve u svojho nemeckeho kolegu. Vidi, ze v garazi ma same ferari, lamborginhi, vsetko drahe auta, ma velku vilu, vsade same stripterky a luxus jak hovado.
Slovak sa pyta ze ako moze takto zit, ze odkial ma tolko penazi, nemecky minister hovori:
" No to mas tak, vidis hen tu dialnicu?"
"Vidim"
"Tak mala byt siroka 20 m, ale som to stiahol na 19 a s toho si takto zijem!"

Po pol roku ide zase nemecky minister na nastevu k slovenskemu, a vidi, ze plna garaz maseratti, rolls roysov, 2krat taka vila jak ma on, vlastny park, helikopteru....
Udivene sa ho pyta ze ako zarobil tolko penazi na takyto strasne luxusny zivot...
"No, to mas tak, vidis tu dialnicu hen tam?"
"Aku dialnicu?"
"No vidis!!!"
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Old 23.6.2009   #4502
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Old 24.6.2009   #4503
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Old 25.6.2009   #4504
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nieje to priamo vtip, ale neviem kam s tym

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Old 25.6.2009   #4505
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toto me dnes rozesmalo ve meste. Heslo: zbastlime to sami (sry, foceno mobilem)

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Old 27.6.2009   #4506
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sice myslim ze tu uz probehlo, ale opakovani je matka moudrosti (resp. smichu v tomto pripade)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHd6rNRrmM
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Old 27.6.2009   #4507
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sice myslim ze tu uz probehlo, ale opakovani je matka moudrosti (resp. smichu v tomto pripade)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHd6rNRrmM
tak tohle jsem ješt? nevid?l a te? nevím jak se zbavit té škytavky z toho jak moc jsem se smál
tohle m? z te sériie minuscule neskute?n? dostalo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiq2XXm5YRc
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Old 27.6.2009   #4508
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sice myslim ze tu uz probehlo, ale opakovani je matka moudrosti (resp. smichu v tomto pripade)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHd6rNRrmM

Mel bych se znova podivat na skrytou hrozbu.
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Old 27.6.2009   #4509
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mama: Kup chleba a až p?ijdeš dom? tak si promluvíme
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mama: WTF?

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Old 27.6.2009   #4510
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To mi pripomenulo tento programátorský:

Žena programátora posílá nakupovat manžela: "Kup 15 rohlík? a kdyby m?li vejce, tak kup 30." Muž p?ijde do obchodu a ptá se: "Máte vejce." - "Ano, máme", odpoví prodava?ka. - "Tak 30 rohlík?."
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Old 27.6.2009   #4511
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Žena programátora posílá nakupovat manžela: "Kup 15 rohlík? a kdyby m?li vejce, tak kup 30." Muž p?ijde do obchodu a ptá se: "Máte vejce." - "Ano, máme", odpoví prodava?ka. - "Tak 30 rohlík?."
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Old 28.6.2009   #4512
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Old 28.6.2009   #4513
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Tak tohle me potesilo. Jsem zvedavej na to pokracovani. Jen by me zajimalo jak to chlapci maji s autorskymy pravy...
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Old 28.6.2009   #4514
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tohle je uz docela stara zalezitost.. bojim se, ze ten projekt umrel
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Old 28.6.2009   #4515
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Tak tohle me potesilo. Jsem zvedavej na to pokracovani. Jen by me zajimalo jak to chlapci maji s autorskymy pravy...
tohle už je venku n?jakou dobu - doufám že to neum?elo a bude pokra?ování. S autorskými právy to mají ur?it? Ok jde to stáhnout p?ímo na steamu a dokonce když to vyšlo tak to na m? baflo v steam news hned p?i nalogovaní na steam
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Nejak to na steamu nevidim. Jinak doporucuju si nekde sehnat HD verzi. Docela dost detajlu vynikne.
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Old 30.6.2009   #4518
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a nejvíc m? dostal poslední komentá?
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Old 30.6.2009   #4519
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a nejvíc m? dostal poslední komentá?
ktery se ale stal predposlednim par vterin pote a nyni je pro nas uz tezko odhadnutelne, ktery jsi tam mel, kdyz jses na to dival
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Old 1.7.2009   #4520
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Moc vtipne to neni.
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