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Old 17.7.2007   #2641
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Old 17.7.2007   #2642
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co v televizi nebylo... sice fake, ale vtipnej

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Old 17.7.2007   #2643
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dneska jsem se docela pousmál nad v?tou v otázce p?i diskuzi na iDnes s klimatologem:

posu?te sami - je to hned druhý p?ísp?vek: (PS vtip/blbost je pouze v otázce)

http://zpravy.idnes.cz/odpovedi.asp?t=pretel3

pokud se Vám to nezobrazí, tak p?epis zní takto:

OTÁZKA (Milada Nachtmanová-Rachmaninov)
Dobrý den, mému muži je, stejn? jako v?tšin? lidí v jeho v?ku, 52 let. Cht?la jsem se zeptat, zda jsou taková vedra sou?ástí globálního oteplování?
ODPOV?? (17.07.2007 10:06)
Odmítám tvrdit, že práv? probíhající epizoda vysokých teplot je p?ímým d?kazem toho, že "globální oteplování oteplování p?išlo do ?ech". Nicmén? s vyšší kolísavostí po?así a t?eba s podobnými epizodami bude t?eba v dlohodobém výhledu stále více po?ítat.
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Old 18.7.2007   #2644
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http://www.gadgets.dk/ Vselijake ptakoviny.

Treba letajici budik: http://www.gadgets.dk/flying-alarmclock.html
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Old 18.7.2007   #2645
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http://www.gadgets.dk/ Vselijake ptakoviny.

Treba letajici budik: http://www.gadgets.dk/flying-alarmclock.html
Zkus tyto ?eské stránky: http://www.astrafit.cz/
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Old 18.7.2007   #2646
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Q: what do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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Old 18.7.2007   #2647
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Snad se Banny nebude zlobit, ale me to opravdu rozesmalo...

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Old 18.7.2007   #2648
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Old 18.7.2007   #2649
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Q: what do you do with 365 used condoms?
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Old 19.7.2007   #2651
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http://www.ftipky.cz/vid.php?id=666&ko=1&radit=dat
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Old 19.7.2007   #2652
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Ide zajac v noci po lese a stretne zabu.
Zaba: Kto si?
Zajac: Chyt si a uvidis.
Zaba: Hm, velke usi, chlpy, no to budes asi zajac.
Zajac: Ano a kto si ty?
Zaba: Chyt si a uvidis.
Zajac: Hm, ziadne usi, ziadne chlpy. *****, ty si Niki Lauda!
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Old 21.7.2007   #2653
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Old 22.7.2007   #2654
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Old 23.7.2007   #2655
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Jaj.. dobry typa.. Kdysi nam ve skole poustel ucitel video kde byl chlapek co predeletel na nejakych kridelkach specialne pro tuto akci ten pruplav mezi anglii a franci La Manch nebo jak se to pise kdyby ste to nekdo meli.. muzete to nekam nahrat? rad bych se na to mrknul..
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Old 23.7.2007   #2656
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To jsem videl v TV takze na trubce to mozna najdes.

Internet is for porn
Znalost mluvene AJ podminkou
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360 roll bar at BLGP1 p?istání na kola s FOX

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360 roll bar at BLGP1 p?istání na kola s FOX

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heh tak to je efektni mazec
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Wrecking Ball je to ze stranek simpsonsmovie.com
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zkus toto: http://www.kfc.cz/simpsonovi/index.p...gamesy&lang=cz
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