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Old 4.2.2007   #2081
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Old 4.2.2007   #2082
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Old 4.2.2007   #2083
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=MTeBuwVipfo
Myslim ze tenhle dil Top Gearu pobavi hodne lidi.
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Old 4.2.2007   #2084
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964 a uz me boli ruka ;D
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Old 4.2.2007   #2085
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Programátor v lékárn?


Doktor mi ?ikal, že mám po tý dlouhý zim? oslabenej organismus.
Tak jsem se ptal v lékárn? a nabídli mi beta karoten.
Na to jim seru. Po?kám, až bude plná verze.

tohle je taky drsné
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Old 5.2.2007   #2086
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Jak jezdí ameri?ani Humrem v Iráku http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f93275ed9
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Old 5.2.2007   #2087
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Blbci...
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Old 5.2.2007   #2088
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Jak jezdí ameri?ani Humrem v Iráku http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f93275ed9
Ty by jsi s nim u nas jezdil jinak ?
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Old 6.2.2007   #2089
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Blbci...
proc? oni to maji nakazany takle jezdit aby minimalizovali riziko utoku na ne...
mrkni na toto:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4df2ed9b1a
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Old 6.2.2007   #2090
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Souhlasim s Kidem... pak se divi zue nekdo nekde odpalo dalsi bombu a zabije pri tom USA vojaky...



Tady tohle jsem nasel na HDD...i pes muze byt inteligentni..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahOxM_AXUoQ
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^^^proc to proboha davate do ftipu?

f?yb:
P?ijde policajt za doktorem s bolestmi b?icha. Doktor ho prohlédne a p?edepíše ?ípky.
"To by vám m?lo pomoct," ?íká doktor.
Policajt jde dom? a všechny ?ípky sežere. Na druhý den je zpátky s ješt? v?tšími bolestmi b?icha, tak mu doktor p?edepíše siln?jší, v?tší ?ípky, že ty ur?it? zaberou.
Blbý policajt je samoz?ejm? všechny sežere a další den je u doktora zase.
Doktor na to: "Tady vám dávám supersilný ?ípek, nesmíte te? pít a ani kou?it, protože m?žete mít problémy."
Policajt doma ?ípek sežere, jako oby?ejn?. Další den u doktora.
Doktorovi samoz?ejm? dochází trp?livost a podrážd?n? ?íká: "?lov??e, vy ty ?ípky snad žerete, ?i co?!"
A policajt podrážd?n?: "Né...! Cpu si je asi do prdele!"
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Old 6.2.2007   #2092
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^^^proc to proboha davate do ftipu?
Pon?vádž mi p?ijde jízda humrem strkajíc do jiných aut, která se uhýbajíc neprodlen? z cesty p?ijde jako vtipný.
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Old 6.2.2007   #2093
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sice je to starsi, ale stejne jsem se neudrzel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1gIIvxkXE
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Old 6.2.2007   #2094
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Old 6.2.2007   #2095
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... pak se divi zue nekdo nekde odpalo dalsi bombu a zabije pri tom USA vojaky...
podle me jim (teroristum) na tomhle vubec nesejde... vzdyt spousta z nich ani nevi o co te jejich skupine vlastne jde... chteji jen proste nekoho zmasakrovat...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1gIIvxkXE
to je dost tragikomicke ovsem zvazime-li pravdivost komentare pod tim:
it's just a sketch, look it up... I'm Belgian, so is this show, it's not as if I don't know these guys from other roles. This is fairly typical Flemish comedy, realy, they don't call it Belgian Surrealism for nothing.
tak to docela ztraci na puvabu...
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tak to je husty!! skoda ze vypada trosku mimo, takze je otazkou na kolik je chce zesmesnit a na kolik to mysli "vazne"...

a aby to nebyl spam, tak pridavam toto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLqS...related&search . je dost mozne ze uz to tu bylo, tak kdyztak sorry... zajimalo by me jak se dosahuje takove trakce... elektronicky? obutim?
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Old 6.2.2007   #2097
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLqS...related&search . je dost mozne ze uz to tu bylo, tak kdyztak sorry... zajimalo by me jak se dosahuje takove trakce... elektronicky? obutim?
Tak to me pos*r... jak mu dal jeste naskok


btw jede mu to i bokem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDLHl...elated&search=

Zajimala by me spotreba
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to je dost tragikomicke ovsem zvazime-li pravdivost komentare pod tim:
it's just a sketch, look it up... I'm Belgian, so is this show, it's not as if I don't know these guys from other roles. This is fairly typical Flemish comedy, realy, they don't call it Belgian Surrealism for nothing.
tak to docela ztraci na puvabu...
ja mam dojem, ze u dragu je to trosku jinak, ty auta si daji nejaky cas, kteremu se chteji co nejvice priblizit a kdo skonci bliz, ten vyhrava

nicmene je to mozna jen fama...
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Zkazil ji mi ve?e?i
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