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Old 26.1.2008   #3161
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Zabiják na nudu
to je gran turismo?
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Old 26.1.2008   #3162
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to je gran turismo?
Jo A na dost obstaroznim stroji Je to trochu pomalejsi ale plynuly a neskutecne me to bavi
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Old 26.1.2008   #3163
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P?ijde Topolánek do kostela, poklekne k uk?ižovanému Ježíši a za?ne:
"Ó d?kuji Ti, že jsem vstoupil do ODS."
"Máš št?stí."
"Ó d?kuji Ti Pane, že jsem se stal p?edsedou vlády."
"Máš št?stí."
Topolánek se podiví, ale pokra?uje:
"Ó d?kuji Ti, že jsem mohl pomoci naší zemi a pracujícímu lidu."
"Máš št?stí," zní znovu odpov?? Ježíše.
Topolánkovi to již nedá a tak se zeptá:
"Pro? mi stále ?íkáš, že mám št?stí?"
"Protože kdybych nem?l p?ibitý nohy, tak T? kopnu do držky..."
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Old 27.1.2008   #3164
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rozhovor Václava Moravce s hostem Petrem ?tvrtní?kem:

http://www.super.cz/rozhovory/20281-...m-zubarum.html
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Old 28.1.2008   #3165
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Delsi video, ale vyplati se na nej podivat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w smich leci
Ze by tohle byla jeho dcera? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iys86OcXPY8

Pokud to tady bylo omlouvam se
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Old 28.1.2008   #3166
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bylo, ale neva, smich leci
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Old 28.1.2008   #3167
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Nova reklama Seznamu

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Old 28.1.2008   #3168
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myslis tohle ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxGlgDBT7oM
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Old 29.1.2008   #3169
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Old 29.1.2008   #3170
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Aj mudry schybi, z toho fakt nemuzu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNc7G...eature=related
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Old 29.1.2008   #3171
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hmm skoda ze neumim slovensky
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Old 29.1.2008   #3172
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hmm skoda ze neumim slovensky
do tematu ses trefil skvele
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Old 31.1.2008   #3173
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Old 31.1.2008   #3175
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Telefonuju na infolinku italskejch zeleznic:
Ja: "Pri platbe online moji kartou Visa mi to pise, ze platba neni autorizovana. Nejsou problemy s vasim platebnim systemem?"
Operator: "Ne, zadne problemy, ale reknete mi, mate italskou kartu a nebo cizi?"
J: "Cizi."
O: "To bude tim. Musite mit italskou kreditni kartu."
J: "Ale minuly tyden jsem si kupoval listky pres web uplne stejnym zpusobem a fungovalo to."
O: "Ano, obcas to funguje i s cizimi kartami. Ale obcas ne."

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Old 1.2.2008   #3176
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jakse stát EMO

http://web.libimseti.cz/Hvezdi-cka/e...la_376159.html
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uh, po precteni prvnich radku jsem to vzdal, emo ze me nikdy nebude a i kdyby byt melo, pravidla bych neprecetl, protoze jsem cech a tento styl psani jde zcela mimo me
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uh, po precteni prvnich radku jsem to vzdal, emo ze me nikdy nebude a i kdyby byt melo, pravidla bych neprecetl, protoze jsem cech a tento styl psani jde zcela mimo me
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOx9Zj8mE80 - akorat nevim co povidaj...
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uh, po precteni prvnich radku jsem to vzdal, emo ze me nikdy nebude a i kdyby byt melo, pravidla bych neprecetl, protoze jsem cech a tento styl psani jde zcela mimo me
V?era to bylo ve vyndejto na Evrope 2, jako mazec tam si z EMA delali ***** a nejaky jim tam volali sem myslel ze si curnu do trenek
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