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Old 23.6.2011   #5481
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Taky k tématu:

Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: in life, no one helps you, once you're fucked.
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Old 24.6.2011   #5482
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bitka na hokejbale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2S7G...&feature=share
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Old 24.6.2011   #5483
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jsem myslel ze hokejbal je bezkontaktni sport
a na konci ciganska ferovka v podani americanu..to je nechutne i na hokejove pomery.

a tohle se ted pousti v pardubicke arene, kdyz daji fini gol :-)
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Old 24.6.2011   #5484
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Profesionalny zlodej
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Old 24.6.2011   #5485
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Tohle mi dostalo.
Ú?astníci sexuologického kongresu:
Hulmiho Ukolen (Fínsko)
Jari Malhomäkki (Fínsko)
Hon Si-ho (?ína)
Sergej Stokurev (Rusko)
Ivan Masturbatov (Rusko)
Oje Ballström (Švédsko)
Honza Jebavý (?eská republika)
Milorad Mrdak (Srbsko)
Michail Popi?imušvihli (Gruzínsko)
Uwe Furtmustal (Nemecko)
Darko Erek?i? (Chorvátsko)
Maho Jakoty? (Chorvátsko)
Sándor Gulemiházy (Ma?arsko)
St?ikoz Nakozys (?ecko)
a pozd? dorazili:
Šáhmi Nazadek (Emiráty)
Styk Pohlavson (Švédsko)
Masemeno Nasaku (Japonsko) s asistentkou Omakalamiho Nakanapi
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Old 24.6.2011   #5486
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Dám to sem... Sonic má 20 rokov, gratulujeme! :-)
http://www.sector.sk/novinka/61348/s...a_20_rokov.htm
(ok ja viem nepasuje i/y, ale avatar pasuje, hehe)
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Old 28.6.2011   #5487
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Dám to sem... Sonic má 20 rokov, gratulujeme! :-)
http://www.sector.sk/novinka/61348/s...a_20_rokov.htm
(ok ja viem nepasuje i/y, ale avatar pasuje, hehe)
To se musí oslavit... Sonyku kdy zveš ?
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Old 28.6.2011   #5488
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To se musí oslavit... Sonyku kdy zveš ?
Tak na to má tu tatru Bude v tom vozit nákupy na oslavu

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http://www.profutbal.sk/spravy/index.php?clanok=45291

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Old 4.7.2011   #5491
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"Keby aj my sme mali takých kokotov..."
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Old 6.7.2011   #5492
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Skvela reklama na Lamborghini
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-mDoc5124
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Old 6.7.2011   #5493
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Skvela reklama na Lamborghini
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U m? po?ád vede reklama na Audi R8 v Maranellu. Ta je skv?lá.
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U m? po?ád vede reklama na Audi R8 v Maranellu. Ta je skv?lá.
Tu mi to p?ipomn?lo taky. Ale tahle je taky povedená.
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Old 19.7.2011   #5495
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Old 19.7.2011   #5496
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Old 20.7.2011   #5497
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Old 20.7.2011   #5498
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Hehe a na FE to bylo ?asto v šikan? vid?t
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N?co pro atentátniky
http://www.youtube.com/user/oggcraft#p/u/23/avml30NCfr4
http://www.youtube.com/user/oggcraft#p/u/21/H6_v8WCnkE4
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"COVER ME IM RELOADING !!!"
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P?ed sexem si navzájem pomáháte ve svlékání, po sexu se oblékáte sami ....
z toho vyplývá moudro dne - ne?ekej pomoc od n?koho, kdo s tebou vyjebal

Leží mravenec na tanku a pomalu se probouzí po opici, kouká a povídá : teda, vždycky když se vožeru dotáhnu dom? takovou pitomost !!!
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