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Víte jakej je rozdíl mezi negrem a pneumatikou?
Když dáte ?et?zy na pneumatiku,tak neza?ne rapovat.
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Zdravim, muj prvni prispevek, tak at to stoji za to
![]() # Jedne noci dorazil pritel se svou pritelkyni k ni domu. U vstupnich dveri se zacnou libat na dobrou noc, a mladik zacne byt pomalu vruseny. # Opre se dlani o zed, usmeje se na ni a povida: "Milacku, co kdybys mi ho vykourila?" # Ona zdesene odpovida: "Zblaznil ses? Rodice nas uvidi!" # "Ale prosim te! V tuhle hodinu?" Zubi se na ni. # "Ne, prosim te. Dovedes si predstavit, co by se stalo, kdyby naspristihli?" # "Ale jdi! Nikdo tu neni, vasi uz spi!" # "Ani nahodou, je to moc nebezpecne!" # "Prosim, prosim, Moc te miluji?!?" # "Ne, ne a ne. Taky te miluji, ale ted nemohu!" # "Jasne, ze muzes. Prosim?" # "Ne, ne. Fakt nemohu." # "Moc prosim ... " # Najednou se na schodech rozsviti svetlo a ukaze se jeji mladsi sestra v pyzamu, s rozcuchanou hlavou a rozespalym hlasem povida: # "Tatka rika, ze uz ho mas vykourit, nebo to mam udelat ja. A mama vzkazuje, ze kdyby bylo treba, tak to udela klidne sama. Jen at uz proboha da pryc ruku z toho zvonku!"
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sice sa to tu nehodi ale ako vtip je to zaujimave, neodporucam pozerat osobam mladsim ako 18 rokov
http://www.freewebs.com/damao-land/ a dost sa aj hanbim zato ze som tu ten link hodil ^^
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