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Old 31.1.2006   #121
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Víte jakej je rozdíl mezi negrem a pneumatikou?
Když dáte ?et?zy na pneumatiku,tak neza?ne rapovat.
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Old 31.1.2006   #122
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Víte jakej je rozdíl mezi negrem a pneumatikou?
Když dáte ?et?zy na pneumatiku,tak neza?ne rapovat.


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Old 1.2.2006   #123
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Old 1.2.2006   #125
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Old 1.2.2006   #126
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Tak ted nevim co ra?i.....jestli tu E 30 nebo tu ženskou..... (o)
btw... ta holka by se asi jako mechanik živit nemohla....
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Old 1.2.2006   #127
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btw... ta holka by se asi jako mechanik živit nemohla....
jak vis...ty airbagy by byly misto heveru
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Old 2.2.2006   #128
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Zdravim, muj prvni prispevek, tak at to stoji za to

# Jedne noci dorazil pritel se svou pritelkyni k ni domu. U vstupnich dveri se zacnou libat na dobrou noc, a mladik zacne byt pomalu vruseny.
# Opre se dlani o zed, usmeje se na ni a povida: "Milacku, co kdybys mi ho vykourila?"
# Ona zdesene odpovida: "Zblaznil ses? Rodice nas uvidi!"
# "Ale prosim te! V tuhle hodinu?" Zubi se na ni.
# "Ne, prosim te. Dovedes si predstavit, co by se stalo, kdyby naspristihli?"
# "Ale jdi! Nikdo tu neni, vasi uz spi!"
# "Ani nahodou, je to moc nebezpecne!"
# "Prosim, prosim, Moc te miluji?!?"
# "Ne, ne a ne. Taky te miluji, ale ted nemohu!"
# "Jasne, ze muzes. Prosim?"
# "Ne, ne. Fakt nemohu."
# "Moc prosim ... "
# Najednou se na schodech rozsviti svetlo a ukaze se jeji mladsi sestra v pyzamu, s rozcuchanou hlavou a rozespalym hlasem povida:
# "Tatka rika, ze uz ho mas vykourit, nebo to mam udelat ja. A mama vzkazuje, ze kdyby bylo treba, tak to udela klidne sama. Jen at uz proboha da pryc ruku z toho zvonku!"
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Old 2.2.2006   #129
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Old 2.2.2006   #130
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to ses teda uvedl...
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Old 4.2.2006   #132
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abych popíchnul tohle je p?eci to siciál lambo ne? motor se tuším montuje snad i do n?jakýho pickupa pokud jsem správ? slyšel. to je jako uslintávat nad á?kovým medv?dem a myslet si, žeje tam stejná technika jako v slku
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Old 5.2.2006   #133
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Herní sv?t kritickýma o?ima dvou inteligentních zví?at
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Old 5.2.2006   #134
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sice sa to tu nehodi ale ako vtip je to zaujimave, neodporucam pozerat osobam mladsim ako 18 rokov
http://www.freewebs.com/damao-land/

a dost sa aj hanbim zato ze som tu ten link hodil ^^
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hezka reklama pro novy civic

ze by inspirace pro scawena a novy sound engine?
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Old 5.2.2006   #136
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k cemu je dobry internet

vtipne WoW video
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Dik za to, moc povedeny (vetsina, zbytek sem nepochopil
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Old 6.2.2006   #138
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jak to bylo opravdu s TITANICEM
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