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Old 9.5.2006   #741
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Jak by se to hodilo na fá?ko ? http://customwheel.com/custom_wheels/pimpstar.html :rasta:
I kdybych m? BMW tak by ty kola n?kolikrát p?evýšili jeho cenu :lol: 8O :up:
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Old 9.5.2006   #742
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citace o LFS z hamachi.cz:
Znáte Nascar ligu? Jestli ano, rozpaluje vás adrenalin kdy do sebe auta vrážejí p?i vlastní nenávisti? Tato hra je n?co podobného. Hrajte a vyhrajte. Jezd?te jednoduše ?e?eno na plný plyn.

No nezabili by jste je?? :bang: :brow:
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Old 9.5.2006   #743
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LOL tohle lecos vysv?tluje
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Old 9.5.2006   #744
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old-school ("kreslene") CS video
jednoznacne odporucam pozriet

znalost Nemciny vyhodou

http://www.hotmedia.org/2006-02-17/v...ult_attack.avi
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Old 9.5.2006   #745
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detail rekl na ofiko foru> chce to filtr na hotlap tabulky... takovej co odfiltruje ufony a zobrazi jen lidi
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Old 9.5.2006   #746
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detail rekl na ofiko foru> chce to filtr na hotlap tabulky... takovej co odfiltruje ufony a zobrazi jen lidi
to by som bral :up:
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Old 9.5.2006   #747
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Prispevek roku

jen pro labuzniky (ale je to anglicky)

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edit: do haje, ja se tomu smeju uz pul hodiny...
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Old 9.5.2006   #748
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K?e?ek to trochu p?ehnal

Laughing Joga

Darth Vader vs Japonska policie
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Old 9.5.2006   #749
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Old 9.5.2006   #750
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old-school ("kreslene") CS video
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Darth Vader vs Japonska policie
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Old 10.5.2006   #751
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R?ení
damage to speak = škoda mluvit
don?t wake up a swan = nebu? labu?
relax in the living room = odpo?ívej v pokoji
where she married herself, here she married herself = kde se vzala, tu se vzala
she is lubricated like a fox = je mazaná jako liška

Slovní spojení
unvomitable thruth = nezvratná pravda
welded wine = sva?ené víno
hand-bag TV = kabelová televize
with-under-her laundry = spodní prádlo
pulling birds = tažní ptáci
poisoning mechanism = trávicí ústrojí
selective driving = výb?rové ?ízení
crotch writing = klínové písmo
guilty basements = vinné sklepy
sausage of lovers = párek milenc?
Hand-bag TV - Kabelová televize

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half-blame = polovina
overgossip = p?eklep
simplegreeknes = prosto?ekost
behind-without-baking = zabezpe?ení
spasmer = k?e?ek
neo-raked = neohrabaný
undergater = podvra?ák
ghostess = duchna
aftersteak = po?ízek
meeter = potkan

V?ty a fráze
all the hydrogen probably made love in the solution = veškerý vodík se asimiloval v roztoku
your eyes September = tvé o?i zá?í
she was sitting on between = sed?la na mezi
I am not smelling myself in my leather today = necítím se dnes ve své k?ži
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LOL, hezky :-)
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Kdyz tam tak byly ty jmena jak by ste prelozili Tomáš Trávní?ek?
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Kdyz tam tak byly ty jmena jak by ste prelozili Tomáš Trávní?ek?
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Old 11.5.2006   #755
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Old 11.5.2006   #756
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to nepatri do vtipu, to je proste velika parada
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Old 11.5.2006   #757
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to nepatri do vtipu, to je proste velika parada
chcel by som si skusit tiez
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Takova blbustka - Placnete si do opicky
Muj rekord je 535 mil za hodinu
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Takova blbustka - Placnete si do opicky
Muj rekord je 535 mil za hodinu
:lol: dal jsem 770 mil za hodinu, staci jen prijit na to jak ot:
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