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Old 3.5.2012   #5601
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Snadno rekne a hur udela.
Neni internet.
Nesmis mit telefon s fotakem. (=zadny mobilni internet)
Nesmis nosit flash.
A jelikoz jsem ve velkem pruchozim openspace tak i cteni pada.
A intranet vcetne velice rozsahlych galerii z autosalonu + galerie rozrezanych aut konkurence mam prolezle.

BTW Dacia Duster je slusnej bastl.
Tak to je teda bída, jak se tam teda zabavíš? Mobil? => EDIT: Takže mobil ne, když po?ádn? ?tu...

Já d?lám alespo? pomalu diplomku, ?eším si svoje v?ci a prolízám fóra. Musel jsem IT odd?lení vysv?tlit, a? mi laskav? neomezujou limit stažených dat na den.
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Old 3.5.2012   #5602
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No na zabavu tam mam zhruba 15let starej walkman a posloucham radio. Na vyber mam ze 3 stanic. Nastesti kiss Delta se da poslouchat.
A jelikoz mam pred sebou CAD SW tak si modeluju. Ted premejslim jak nejlepe nakonstruovat trat pro stolni hru Formula D.
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No na zabavu tam mam zhruba 15let starej walkman a posloucham radio. Na vyber mam ze 3 stanic. Nastesti kiss Delta se da poslouchat.
A jelikoz mam pred sebou CAD SW tak si modeluju. Ted premejslim jak nejlepe nakonstruovat trat pro stolni hru Formula D.
Kdyz uz jses ten Horicko-Boleslavsko Skodovak. Tak urcite budes mit nejake info. Koukal jsem, ze se tam delaji simulace narazu aut. Deformace, jak se hne na silnici, atd. Kdybs mel nejake info ... nemuselo by to byt spatne
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Ohledne vypoctu by ti spise odpovedli kolegove vypoctari. Ja jsem u poctecnich navrhu dilu. Ke me se dostanou jen vysledky ve forme powerpointove prezentace. Plnime, neplnime, tady by to chtelo vyztuzit. A kdyz to odladime, tak se rozbiha samotna konstrukce dilu a nasledne prototypy.
Co se tyce tuhosti dveri tak uz nam pocitali 10 variant.

Pak se ke me obcas dostanou vysledky virtualnich narazu a podle vysledku upravujeme vyztuhy atd.
Co se tyce slozeni testu tak vicemene NCAP + testy pro pojistovny ktere ovlivnuji cenu pojistky.

Pak tam je oddeleni pro Vyzkum dopravni bezpecnosti. Co delaji netusim.
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Ohledne vypoctu by ti spise odpovedli kolegove vypoctari. Ja jsem u poctecnich navrhu dilu. Ke me se dostanou jen vysledky ve forme powerpointove prezentace. Plnime, neplnime, tady by to chtelo vyztuzit. A kdyz to odladime, tak se rozbiha samotna konstrukce dilu a nasledne prototypy.
Co se tyce tuhosti dveri tak uz nam pocitali 10 variant.

Pak se ke me obcas dostanou vysledky virtualnich narazu a podle vysledku upravujeme vyztuhy atd.
Co se tyce slozeni testu tak vicemene NCAP + testy pro pojistovny ktere ovlivnuji cenu pojistky.

Pak tam je oddeleni pro Vyzkum dopravni bezpecnosti. Co delaji netusim.
Zkusim se ozvat a nekdy pokecat. Pres Bolku jezdim dost casto (Pendluji Jicin - Praha, Obcas Jicin - HK. )
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Ty pohledy.
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http://fuxoft.cz/vyplody/krasnezpravy/ - pridajte si do záložiek. :-)
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aby se tam v sobotu neobjevilo "Czeszy, prosze..."
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Ahá, už som pochopil. :-)

A aby som nie len tak, vyberiem nie?o z @vtipy...

LTE v ?esku? Leda Tak EDGE.
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Old 8.7.2012   #5612
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Stáj Formule 1 - Ferrari, pri sve navsteve Ceske republiky zjistila, ze zdejsi mladi romsti chlapci dokazi z automobilu odmontovat vsechna ctyri kola v extremne kratke dobe a to bez pouziti specialniho naradi.
Jelikoz zavody se dnes vic nez na trati vyhravaji v depu, dostal soucasny tym mechaniku vyhazov a na jejich misto Ferrari angazovalo partu romskych mladiku z Cech. Pri prvni zastavce probehlo vse nadmiru dokonale. Chlapci behem 3,5 vteriny vymenili vsechna kola. Problem nastal pote, kdy behem dalsich 10 vterin stihli auto prestrikat, premalovat mu startovni cisla a prodat ho staji McLaren.
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Old 3.8.2012   #5613
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Old 5.8.2012   #5614
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Lepsi verze
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Neco malo z Londyna 2012 ...

Proc cernosi vyhravaji vsechny bezecke kategorie?
Protoze belosi vyhravaji ve strelbe...

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/sta.../photo/1/large
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Neco malo z Londyna 2012 ...

Proc cernosi vyhravaji vsechny bezecke kategorie?
Protoze belosi vyhravaji ve strelbe...

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Nejde
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Nejde
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Tak jinej ...

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Musím navázat
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Ted nam objevil PC tuning. Tak tam bude taky veselo.
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posledni z Londyna ...

https://plus.google.com/photos/10360...12281941945426

uz v cili chybi jen Lenor
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