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Old 26.3.2012   #5581
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clanek metra o prvnim ceskem memu, Vere Pohlove
upozornil bych predevsim na 14. obrazek v galerii, pochazi z nasi tehdejsi kampane proti drifterum
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Old 28.3.2012   #5582
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Jeden motoristickej ...

"M?j sexualní život je jako porsche ... nemám porsche."
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Old 28.3.2012   #5583
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I have sexdaily. Oh, I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk...
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Old 29.3.2012   #5584
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I have sexdaily. Oh, I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk...
Jen muzu dodat .. MaaaaaaSaaaaaaaaaaaKrrrrrrrrrr ))))))))))))))))))))))
To vystihuje celej muz zivot )))))
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Old 31.3.2012   #5586
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Dafuq?
PCR vs. cyklista
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA7ExuY9sIU
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Old 31.3.2012   #5587
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To me pripomina ridice z jiste obce ve stredu CR... kdy na Balabence se tam vsichni nas...erou a troubi na sebe... A pokud jste tak velkej magor, ze do krizovatky nevjedete, protoze je plna a vite ze to ucpete, ac mate zelenou, tak na vas nejen troubi, ale dokonce se obtezuji zvednout zadek a nadavat vam do vesnickych buranu, cur..aku, a jine zvere. Kupodivu .. dalsi zelenou se to neuvolni, protoze se tan nacpali nejen "mysaci-klickoidni" co byli za vami... ale vsichni trubko-chtivi kolem ... aby si pak na sebe zatroubili, ze nemaji kam jet, kdyz maji zelenou. A tak tam stoji a troubjeji...

A ja jsem nastvanej... ze narodnostne patrim mezi ne.
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Old 31.3.2012   #5588
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Tak takto sem se dlouho nezasmál.
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Old 19.4.2012   #5589
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Koukam, ze jsem kluky italsky podcenoval...

"If a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a."
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Koukam, ze jsem kluky italsky podcenoval...

"If a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a."
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Old 20.4.2012   #5591
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A ?eská varianta: Když polom?r základny plechovky nazveme "o" a výšku "v", m?žeme její objem spo?ítat jako Pi*v*o*o
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Old 21.4.2012   #5592
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A ?eská varianta: Když polom?r základny plechovky nazveme "o" a výšku "v", m?žeme její objem spo?ítat jako Pi*v*o*o
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Když se nám blíží konec dubna, tak jeden aktuální.

Posledního dubna k?i?ím na manželku:
"Zlato, u dve?í je n?jaká ?arodejnice, co mám ud?lat?"
Manželka: "Dej jí n?jaké sladkosti a pošli ji do prdele!"
A od té doby se mnou tchýn? nemluví ....
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Old 27.4.2012   #5594
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Co se ?íká o Škodovce v cizin?:

How do you double the price of a Skoda? Fill up the tank.
Why do Skodas have heated rear windscreens? To keep your hands warm while you’re pushing it.
And the classic: What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof? A skip.
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Old 27.4.2012   #5595
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Skoda? Skoda slov.

Tohle muzu rikat docela casto o me cinnosti ve skodovce:
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Já d?lám u Avie a obrázek na m? taky sedí
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Old 30.4.2012   #5597
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Radím chlubit se tímhle na facebooku a mít šéfa v p?átelích.
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Nevedu facebook.
A nadrizeni o tom vedi. A kdyz mi muj nahradni nadrizenej neni schopnej dat praci a v okoli s nicim nikdo nepotrebuje pomoct a bejt tam musim tak co mam delat?
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Nevedu facebook.
A nadrizeni o tom vedi. A kdyz mi muj nahradni nadrizenej neni schopnej dat praci a v okoli s nicim nikdo nepotrebuje pomoct a bejt tam musim tak co mam delat?
Zvyšovat si kavalifikaci za peníze zam?stnavatele.
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Snadno rekne a hur udela.
Neni internet.
Nesmis mit telefon s fotakem. (=zadny mobilni internet)
Nesmis nosit flash.
A jelikoz jsem ve velkem pruchozim openspace tak i cteni pada.
A intranet vcetne velice rozsahlych galerii z autosalonu + galerie rozrezanych aut konkurence mam prolezle.

BTW Dacia Duster je slusnej bastl.
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