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Old 26.10.2010   #5301
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Old 27.10.2010   #5302
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Kdyz nefunguji sterace
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Old 29.10.2010   #5303
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Old 29.10.2010   #5304
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ako jeden v komentaroch pise a ja som mal ten isty dojem...ta vodka nemoze ostat po kope ked leti cez vzduch...ak by bol ten vzduch riedky tak by udrzala ten tvar ale ako isli autom tam by sa urcite rozletela ta "kvapka" a myslim ze to nie je take tazke urobit hentaky fake...sa to pohybuje hrozne rychlo a je to v zabere len par frameov
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Old 1.11.2010   #5305
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...ano, dovedu. Dovedu si p?edstavit tém?? cokoliv, protože ješt? v?tší než lidská blbost je lidská hamižnost. Rozpíná se rychleji než vesmír a její síla se konstantn? rovná nekone?nu.
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Old 1.11.2010   #5306
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Vynikajúca kompila?ka obrázkov. Váš browser nebude na?ítava? žiadne hovadiny, len koncentrovanú srandu. :-)
http://halbot.haluze.sk/?id=5363
Videl som to už v piatok, teraz znovu a zase ma to rozosmialo. :-) Asi slabá pamä?.
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Old 1.11.2010   #5307
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substance, street art jak remen, u nekterych sem se hodne smal

a pro ty kdo dnes jeste nevideli tv a pro slovaky
reklama s chuckem norrisem, nejlepsi z nich, ostatni v related
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Old 3.11.2010   #5308
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Old 5.11.2010   #5309
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Zlod?j vyloupí banku, vezme dva muže jako rukojmí a ptáse prvního:
"Vid?l jsi m? jak vykrádám banku ?"Muž odpoví: "Ano".Zlod?j jej okamžit? zast?elí z
pistole do hlavy.
Potom se ptá druhého muže:
"Tys m? taky vid?l jak vykrádám banku?"A muž odpoví: "Já ne, ale moje stará t? vid?la!"
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Old 5.11.2010   #5310
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Old 8.11.2010   #5311
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Trochu z Google Maps.

‎1. jdi na Google Maps, 2. dej vyhledat trasu, 3. k bodu A napiš USA, 4. k bodu B napiš Japan, 5. dej vyhledat trasu, 6. jdi na krok 44.

‎1. jdi na Google Maps, 2. dej vyhledat trasu, 3. k bodu A napiš Japan, 4. k bodu B napiš China, 5. dej vyhledat trasu, 6. jdi na krok 43.
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Old 8.11.2010   #5312
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Old 8.11.2010   #5313
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Pan ministr dopravy p?išel o ?idi?ák.

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Old 9.11.2010   #5314
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Ted se priznejte ti kteri jezdi s nalepkou. Navic nestandartni velikosti.
Nalepky standartni velikosti by mohli konecne dovolit.
Aspon bych se v predu zbavil te aero brzdy.
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Old 14.11.2010   #5315
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ja mam vzdy znacku ako ma byt ,len ju mam umiestnenu tak aby mi to nezavadzalo v napore vzduchu

A btw ,z nejdeho nemenovaneho fora ,kde som tvrdil ,ze gran turismo nieje ozajstny simulator:

"hej mam doma lfs a hravam to na volante ale potom neviem co by si povedal na nfs???
a podla mna lfs a gt same a to iste"
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Old 15.11.2010   #5316
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Grannies shouldnt do parachute!

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Old 15.11.2010   #5317
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to je na zalobu z neumyslneho zabiti, az ty zuby na zemi nekoho odkraglujou :-)
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Old 15.11.2010   #5318
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Spis by natocili celisti 6 a babka by jeste na tom vydelala.
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Old 20.11.2010   #5319
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aj ja chcem taku nalepku na zadny naraznik...
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Old 21.11.2010   #5320
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na dobru noc som sa pobavil ,uz ste videli takto robit burnout? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4GW...eature=related

a este jeden pri ktorom som .... \

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Nal0qU1v4
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