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Old 9.8.2010   #5241
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já sem je už vykoupil zétra mají dojít p?es EPPL (Extreme PPL)
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Old 9.8.2010   #5243
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Old 10.8.2010   #5244
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTBM...layer_embedded
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Old 10.8.2010   #5245
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tak tohle uz neopravi ani vaclav blaha
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Old 10.8.2010   #5246
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Tohle m? pobavilo

"GRID sem hrál m?l sem i instlý na PC, a je to n?co jako to LFS"
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Old 10.8.2010   #5247
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Tohle m? pobavilo

"GRID sem hrál m?l sem i instlý na PC, a je to n?co jako to LFS"
No kámoš hrál NFS: Shi(f)t.....prej nejlepši simulator (samosebou že na šipkách)...?ikám p?id ke m? zapnul sem LFS, a kamoš totaln? nev?d?l
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Old 10.8.2010   #5249
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Old 10.8.2010   #5250
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http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/369/ak..._na_strom.html ako bambi vyletel na strom
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Old 21.8.2010   #5252
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<a> Vezu takhle stopa?ku, p?ijedu s ní k jejímu baráku, ona vystupuje a navigace hlasí : "Pokud je to možné, zahn?te..."
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Old 23.8.2010   #5253
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Old 26.8.2010   #5254
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Buzík se dostane do nebe a sv. Petr mu odemyká bránu, no a jak se ohne tak ten buzík ho ze zadu opíchá, ohne se po druhý a ten buzík ho znovu opíchá, tak se naštve a ?iká:
"Ješt? jednou a pujdeš do pekla!"
odemyká po t?etí a on ho zase opíchá.
Tak ho sv. Petr pošle do pekla, za rok se jde podívat do pekla a tam hrozná zima, jak na Sibi?i, všude rampouchy...
Zavolá si ?erta a ptá se:
"Pro? si tu nezatopíte?"
a ?ert na to:"Zkus se ohnout pro polínko."


Ptá se u?itelka d?tí ve škole: "D?ti, kdo mi ?ekne n?jakou pranostiku?" P?ihlásí se Ani?ka a ?ekne: "B?ezen za kamna vlezem." Správn? Ani?ko. Potom se p?ihlásí Pepí?ek a ?ekne: "Duben, ješt? tam budem." Správn? Pepí?ku. A pak se p?ihlásí dežo a ?ekne: "Leden bílí, sílí pole." Ale dežo, pranostika se musí rýmovat. "Leden bílí, sílí pole, pi?a vole".
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M?a v?era pobavilo toto video, viac neprezradím:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M :-)

(aspo? dúfam že je to ono, mám tu blokovaný tube)
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