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Old 6.10.2009   #4721
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P?ijedou maníci s hovnocucem a jako normáln? musejí od?erpat septik.
Jenže po chvíli se z mašiny ozve rachotání a pak ticho.
Obhlížejí auto a zjistí, že to je OK, ale ucpala se hadice, vytáhnout nejde, takže jeden prost? musí dol?, tak jde ten, co tomu víc rozumí - 50letý zkušený hovnocucá?. Plácne tam sebou v trenkách, pono?í se, za chvíli se vyno?í, vyplivne sra?ky a ?íká tomu druhému: "Mladej podej mi hasák", dostane ho, pono?í se, vyno?í se, vyplivne sra?ky a chce kladivo. Zase ho dostane, vyno?í se, vyplivne sra?ky a chce šroubovák. Zase se pono?í, vyno?í, vyplivne sra?ky, vysápe se ven, spustí mašinu a jede to dál. Pak s jistou hrdostí v hlase povídá: "Vidíš to mladej, dob?e se u?, nebo budeš celej život jen podávat ná?adí!"
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Na nádraží v Ostrav? ?ekají ?ech a Polák na vlak. ?ech po?ád nervozn? obchází tabule, kde naskakuje zpožd?ní a Polák se ho ptá: "Pán šuka meškanie?" A ?ech: "Ne, pán mešká šukanie."
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Jak jsem se ocitl v...
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Na nádraží v Ostrav? ?ekají ?ech a Polák na vlak. ?ech po?ád nervozn? obchází tabule, kde naskakuje zpožd?ní a Polák se ho ptá: "Pán šuka meškanie?" A ?ech: "Ne, pán mešká šukanie."
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Old 13.10.2009   #4729
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Rozhodne. Tohle koluje netem uz peknou radku let.
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Old 14.10.2009   #4730
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Vtipné, dokud se to nestane vám
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Old 16.10.2009   #4732
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zipper: ta zenska sa uz sama udala
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091014/...l-45dbed5.html
Ale vzdy ked si to video pustim, tak sa vyborne zabavim
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Old 19.10.2009   #4734
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az-kviz aneb duchodkyne vraci uder
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Tak tohle je moc málem jsem smíchy um?el



Ná?elník Koman?? s tradi?ními rituálními p?edm?ty
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Stari ma znalosti. Mladi zas reakce.


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Slyšel jsem ho živ? a m?žu ?íct, to byla katastrofa... dostávalo m? na za?átku to "A tady, a tady máme." nebo "Sutil by se m?l vrátit zátky na tra?", když tam byl bez p?edního kola skoro...

Jako chápu na druhou stranu, že to byla náhrada ale legra?ní Jakmile se do studia vrátil Richt(e)r, bylo všechno úpln? z jinýho sv?ta. P?išel a hned navázal bez problém?.
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