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Old 10.7.2009   #4561
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Old 10.7.2009   #4562
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Ak dobre rozumiem, tak sa to po?ítalo pod?a rýchlosti auta...?
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Old 10.7.2009   #4563
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Old 10.7.2009   #4565
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Zaujímave.

Ale aby som nebol OT:

V tla?enici pred hotelovým vý?ahom mládenec nechtiac buchol mladé diev?a lak?om do prsníka:
“Prepá?te, sle?na! Ak máte aj srdce take mäkké ako prsia, tak mi ur?ite odpustíte.”
“Odpúš?am vám. A pre prípad, že máte všetko také tvrdé ako lakte, bývam na ?ísle 318.“
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Old 11.7.2009   #4566
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Old 11.7.2009   #4567
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Na papežském koncilu si vzal slovo jeden z kardinál? a praví: "Drazí brat?i, kontaktovala m? firma Coca-Cola a nabídla nám 3 miliardy dolar? jako dar církvi."
V místnosti to radostn? zašumí a kardinál pokra?uje: "Má to však jeden há?ek. Cht?jí, abychom v modlitb? 'Ot?e náš' zam?nili 'chléb náš každodenní' za 'Coca-Colu každodenní. A tak se tedy ptám - kdy nám kon?í smlouva s pekárnama?
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Riaditel SIS odpoveda na otazky online:

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Old 11.7.2009   #4570
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Old 13.7.2009   #4571
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To nej z roku 2008 dle Eurosportu
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hehe ten cyklista s cigaretou na tour de france je mazec
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Kdyby webové prohlíže?e byly ženy

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Ta diskuze je ješt? výživn?jší
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tú diskusiu som si nevšimol, pobavil ma ten komix "konzola"hhh ale aj tá diskusia nie je zlá len je tam aj zopár ?udí ?o ten komix nepochopili tak jak mali ) :
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no comment , vlastne new slovak reper ,mega cool
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