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Old 2.5.2007   #2341
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Old 2.5.2007   #2342
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Smarja vzdyt tam jsou uplne blbe odpovedi. Treba ty lidi co mi jsou nejblizsi ani neznam. Ten prvni je nejakej fotbalista, ci co . Idealne straveny vecer = gamesit LFS taky chybi Ale to bych asi skoncil se zapornym poctem bodu ))
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hehe, 11 a na obrazku nejakej spekoun s hranolkama a skopkem ve vasilu. Takze asi nejsem, co? :-)
(zajimalo by me za co jsem dostal tolik bodu)
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ja mam 14, ale nektery otazky sem proaste vyplnit musel, odpoved nebyla nai jedna takova jkou bych chtel nebo co delam apod.
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to je tezke, kdyz ten test vymyslel evidentne metrosexual napriklad u otazky o solariu mu vubec neprislo na mysl, ze by tam nekdo nechtel
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18 a souhalsim s otazkama. btw ani jedna osobnost nejni jako ja. beckham je vul aflack maser a dep je borec ale na nej nemam
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http://www.offworlddesigns.com/media/eyechart.jpg

omg, jestli tohle pujde nekdy v TV, tak ji asi mejm detem zakazu uplne> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47wcA2BsGQ4&eurl

http://im.super.cz/fun/71/41-superdlouhe.jpg

Zví?átka v lese se dohodla, že si postaví sídlišt?. Vyšlou do m?sta mazanou lišku, aby tedy sehnala pot?ebná povolení. P?ešel den, dva, t?i,týden a liška nikde. Po ?trnácti dnech se vrátí se staženým ocasem a celá zni?ená
povídá: "35 povolení jsem sehnala, ale to 36. nejd?ležit?jší se mi sehnat nepovedlo."
Poté zví?átka vyšlou medv?da. Není sice nejchyt?ejší, ale je nejsiln?jší, takže by mohl ledacos za?ídit, ?ekla si. P?ešel den, dva, týden a medv?d nikde.
Po m?síci se vrátí, vyhublý, vystresovaný a ?íká: "35 povolení mám, ale to 36.To prost? sehnat nejde." Zoufalá zví?átka už pomalu propadají beznad?ji, když v tom se p?ihlásí v?l, že by to zkusil ve m?st? vy?ídit ... Zví?átka se pousm?jí a praví: "Ty vole? Když to neza?ídila mazaná liška ani silný medv?d, ty tam nem?žeš usp?t!" Ale v?l se nedal odradit a vyrazil do m?sta.
Za t?i dny zví?átka po ránu vzbudil velký rambajs. Vstanou a vidí v dálce vola, jak si to maže k lesu, za zády bagry, je?áby a nákla?áky s pískem. Zví?átka se radují a diví zárove?, ptají se: "Vole, jak jsi to dokázal?" "Jednoduše," povídá v?l, "p?ijdu na ú?ad, otev?u první dve?e - spolužák, otev?u druhý dve?e - spolužák, otev?u t?etí dve?e spolužák ..."
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omg, jestli tohle pujde nekdy v TV, tak ji asi mejm detem zakazu uplne> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47wcA2BsGQ4&eurl
v TV uz to slo (asi 4 dny co to bylo na Nove) a kdyz sem to videl nevericne sem koukal s otevrenou hubou co to proboha je
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pockat! to fakt beha v TV jo??? ja myslel ze je to zert studentu z nejake katedry reklamy tak to je sila!

btw. Chaosi, ty mas deti?
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mozna to patri do automobilovych videi, ale i tak ten zacatek je dobrej

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvKqAaHTTFw
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btw. Chaosi, ty mas deti?
zatim nastesti ne, bych se asi jinak davno zblaznil
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zatim nastesti ne, bych se asi jinak davno zblaznil
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no to asi jo

trenazer trefovani do klicove dirky, kdyz se vracite domu http://relax.tlt.ru/~pricol/flash/mera.swf
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no to asi jo

trenazer trefovani do klicove dirky, kdyz se vracite domu http://relax.tlt.ru/~pricol/flash/mera.swf
tak pri dvou promile uz spim na schodech..

abych nebyl uplne spam (snad to tu este nebylo. .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXNXEw-j4Ec
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to je zprava jak fik

byl jsem mladistvym intelektualem

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lol, legolas a aragorn uchylove
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwE_Ie9iFeY&NR=1 Taky dobre, LOTR remixed.
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