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Old 27.6.2006   #1081
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Old 27.6.2006   #1082
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lol, n?které dotazy dotazy jsou dost primitivní , teda ne že bych to ?etl
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Old 27.6.2006   #1083
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clovek se ma celej zivot vzdelavat Kde jinde se doctes, jak se nechat vyprstit
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Old 27.6.2006   #1084
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clovek se ma celej zivot vzdelavat Kde jinde se doctes, jak se nechat vyprstit
no, ale chlapy se prsti blbe teda, ze bych ja jako teda s tim mel zkusenost.....to teda jako ne, co si to o me myslite....
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Old 28.6.2006   #1085
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no, ale chlapy se prsti blbe teda, ze bych ja jako teda s tim mel zkusenost.....to teda jako ne, co si to o me myslite....
my si nic nemyslime, ty ses prokec
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Old 28.6.2006   #1086
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no, ale chlapy se prsti blbe teda, ze bych ja jako teda s tim mel zkusenost.....to teda jako ne, co si to o me myslite....
Fuj ty zvrhlý prase maminka by z tebe nem?la radost
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Old 28.6.2006   #1087
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no, ale chlapy se prsti blbe teda, ze bych ja jako teda s tim mel zkusenost.....to teda jako ne, co si to o me myslite....
chlapy - to je jako chlapi ale samicka? To by i davalo smysl
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Old 28.6.2006   #1088
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chlapy - to je jako chlapi ale samicka? To by i davalo smysl
no mas chlapy a chlapi (chlapi s mekkym jsou opekne mekke a tvrdym jsou tvrdaci kam az se podivas. to potom dava smysl, ne
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Old 28.6.2006   #1089
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Fuj ty zvrhlý prase maminka by z tebe nem?la radost
Posleme mamince link na tuhle stranku
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Old 28.6.2006   #1090
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Posleme mamince link na tuhle stranku
jj to by bylo nejvhodn?jší, ona si ho už p?evychová, máte n?kdo její ICQ ?
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Old 28.6.2006   #1091
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Kazdej se alespon jednou vyprstil, neznam nikoho komu by se alespon jednou v zivote neproth papir. A kdo rika, ze ne tak tomu se to i libilo.
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Old 28.6.2006   #1092
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZLSfBDyhs&search=volvo

nenam k tomu co dodat
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Old 28.6.2006   #1093
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nenam k tomu co dodat
Podobny video mam jako reklamu na tatru 603, to je jeste hustsi:-)
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Old 28.6.2006   #1094
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M? to nep?ijde jako vtip ...ale video vynikající
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Old 28.6.2006   #1095
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Jak vykoupat ko?ku:

1. Otev?te víko WC a nalijte dovnit? asi 1/2 šálku spec. šamponu pro zví?ata

2. Vezm?te Vaši ko?ku do náru?í a hla?te ji, zatímco se opatrn? pohybujete sm?rem k WC.

3. V p?íhodném okamžiku vho?te ko?ku do záchodové mísy a okamžit? p?iklopte víko. Možná by bylo lepší si na víko hned stoupnout.

4. Ko?ka nyní za?ne samostatn? s ?išt?ním, p?i?emž bude produkovat velké množství p?ny. Hlasitymi zvuky z WC se nenechte mýlit, Vaše ko?ka si to užívá.

5. Nyní použijte n?kolikrát splachovadlo, kv?li "Power-wash" a abyste dokonale spláchli ne?istoty.

6. Z?sta?te stát na víku WC a poproste n?koho, aby otev?el domovní dve?e. Ujist?te se, zda se mezi WC a domovními dve?mi nenachází žádná osoba.

7. Potom s dostate?ným odstupem a co možná nejrychleji odklopte víko WC. Kožich ko?ky bude na základ? její zna?né rychlosti proudem vzduchu vyfenován do sucha.
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Old 28.6.2006   #1096
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Jak vykoupat ko?ku:
hlavne aby to nebyla mala kocka nebo velke wc, aby kocka nezabila nekoho na druhem konci mesta kdyz vyleti z kanalu
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Old 28.6.2006   #1097
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Víte, jak pochromujete vidle?
Str?íte je chromýmu do zad.

Jde paní parkem a vidí druhou paní, jak drží malé dít? za nohy a tluce mu hlavou o strom.
-" Halo, paní, co to d?láte, vždy? mu spadne ?epi?ka."
- "Ale nebojte se, má ji p?ibitou."

Klukovi na diskotece se strasne libi jedna holka a furt si rika, ze ju musi nejak oslovit. Tak ju porad pronasleduje a kdyz odesla na zachod, pockal si na nu pred hajzlama. Ta holka po 15 minutach vyleze a on ji rekne: Zdar, sralas?

Rozhovor p?i pasové kontrole:
-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no..... male or female?
-Male, female...... sometimes camel......
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Old 29.6.2006   #1098
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Co vse vydrzi 1203
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Old 29.6.2006   #1099
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Old 29.6.2006   #1100
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Demence. To mohlo vlitnout bud do toho zaparkovanyho auta nebo do kameramana.
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