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Old 1.5.2006   #681
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Old 1.5.2006   #682
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Old 2.5.2006   #683
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Old 2.5.2006   #684
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omluvte, prosim, kvalitu skeneru



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Fakt husta hip-hop skupina, hlavne si poslechnete jejich vytvory :lol: :lol:
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Old 4.5.2006   #688
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První školní den na americké st?ední škole p?edstavuje u?itelka nového žáka, Sakiro Suzuki z Japonska. Hodina za?íná a u?itelka se ptá: "Uvidíme, kdo ovládá kulturní historii Ameriky? Kdo ?ekl: 'Dejte mi svobodu nebo m? zabte?'"
Hrobové ticho ve t?íd?, jen Suzuki zvedne ruku: "Patrick Henry 1775 ve Philadelphii."
"Výborn? Suzuki, a kdo ?ekl: 'Stát je národ a národ nesmí zhynout?'"
Suzuki se postaví: "Abraham Lincolm 1863 ve Washigtonu."
U?itelka se podívá na žáky a ?íká: "Stydím se za vás, Suzuki je Japonec a zná americkou historii lépe než vy!"
Zezadu se ozve tichý hlas: "Polib mi *****, zasraný Japon?íku!!!"
U?itelka: "Kdo to ?ekl?!"
Suzuki zvedne ruku ruku a bez vyzvání odpoví: "Generál McArthur 1942 na Guadalcanalu a Lee Lacocca 1982 na valné hromad? firmy Chrysler."
Celá t?ída je úpln? zticha, jen zezadu se ozve: "Je mi z toho na blití."
U?itelka k?i?í: "Kdo to byl?!"
Suzuki okamžit? odpovídá: "George Bush starší japonskému premiérovi Tanakovi v pr?b?hu ob?da, Tokio 1991."
Jeden ze student? se postaví a otráven? povídá: "Vyhul mi!"
U?itelka hystericky: "A dost! Kdo to byl te??!"
Suzuki bez mrknutí oka: "Bill Clinton Monice Lewinské, 1997 ve Washigtonu, Oválná pracovna Bílého domu."
Další ze student? se postaví a za?ve: "Suzuki je hromada sra?ek!"
A Suzuki op?t klidn?: "Valentino Rossi p?i Velké cen? motocykl? v Brazílii 2002."
T?ída zcela propadne hysterii, u?itelka upadá do bezv?domí, dve?e se otev?ou a vejde ?editel: "*****, takový bordel jsem ješt? nevid?l!!!"
Suzuki: "Vladimír Špidla ministru financí p?i p?edložení státního rozpo?tu, Praha 2003
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Old 4.5.2006   #690
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CeSest:WTF?
22:19:33 CeSest: cau ... co autoskola?
22:19:41 CeSest: uz mas hotovo?
22:21:06 sjizi: neudelala sem to zas
22:21:20 CeSest: to nemyslis vazne, ne?
22:21:20 sjizi: dneska..
22:21:24 CeSest: jakto?
22:21:25 sjizi: myslim
22:21:30 CeSest: cos zvorala dneska?
22:21:32 sjizi: chodec...
22:21:44 CeSest: prezil to?
22:21:53 sjizi: odvezli ho zachrankou
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to mi neco pripomina
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Old 4.5.2006   #692
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CeSest:WTF?
22:19:33 CeSest: cau ... co autoskola?
22:19:41 CeSest: uz mas hotovo?
22:21:06 sjizi: neudelala sem to zas
22:21:20 CeSest: to nemyslis vazne, ne?
22:21:20 sjizi: dneska..
22:21:24 CeSest: jakto?
22:21:25 sjizi: myslim
22:21:30 CeSest: cos zvorala dneska?
22:21:32 sjizi: chodec...
22:21:44 CeSest: prezil to?
22:21:53 sjizi: odvezli ho zachrankou
.... n?který lidi radši ani nepoušt?t za volant .... :fry:
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Old 4.5.2006   #693
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havaroval jsem...

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Old 5.5.2006   #694
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Old 5.5.2006   #695
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kdyz nahravas video se zvukem tak nezapomen prehodit vstup zvuku z mikraku na stereo splitter
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kdyz nahravas video se zvukem tak nezapomen prehodit vstup zvuku z mikraku na stereo splitter
to jsem zjistil, az kdyz jsem prevedl video na malej format, ze mam zvuk z mikrofonu, ale predelavat uz se mi to nechce
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Old 5.5.2006   #697
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havaroval jsem...
tohle je asi neefektivn?jší zp?sob parkování co jsem vid?l. tohle by se konkrétn? v Plzni sakramentsky hodilo
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...efield&pl=true
kruty video z Battlefieldu 2 :lol:
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kruty video z Battlefieldu 2 :lol:
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