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Old 25.4.2006   #641
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tak uz vim, co si dam jako HTTP 404 :-) mas to v textu? :-D
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Old 26.4.2006   #642
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já si rejpnu B) tenhle text by mohl používat disAblenet p?i svých ?astých výpadcích.
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Old 26.4.2006   #643
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tak uz vim, co si dam jako HTTP 404 :-) mas to v textu? :-D
Bohuzel ale myslim ze by nemusel byt az tak velky problem to predelat to html
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Old 26.4.2006   #644
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kdyby to nebylo v .jpg ale v .gifu tak to nebylo tak flekatý/rozmazaný a p?sobilo by to líp, ale i tak se jeden známej nachytal, jak rychle kliká, napsal že mu ten odkaz nefunguje, v?bec si to nep?e?etl..
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Old 26.4.2006   #645
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?ekání na porodné: pouze 18+
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Old 27.4.2006   #646
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Tak to je husty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 27.4.2006   #647
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?ekání na porodné: pouze 18+
Tak to je husty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 27.4.2006   #648
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potrebujete omyt auto??? taky 18 + :sofa:
btw na hesla si prijdte sami....ja zkousel jen wash a holky mi vygruntovali cely faro :-P
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Old 27.4.2006   #649
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potrebujete omyt auto??? taky 18 + :sofa:
btw na hesla si prijdte sami....ja zkousel jen wash a holky mi vygruntovali cely faro :-P
velmi brutalni je "destroy". Holky na to vezmou fakt extremni naradi a kdo mate kladny vztah k autum, tak to snad ani radeji nezkousejte...

take je dobre se zeptat jestli "virgin?"
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Old 27.4.2006   #650
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velmi brutalni je "destroy". Holky na to vezmou fakt extremni naradi a kdo mate kladny vztah k autum, tak to snad ani radeji nezkousejte...

take je dobre se zeptat jestli "virgin?"
beee znicili me brouka...btw "virgin" prej nee...
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wikipedia je kvalitní! LINK a srovnání LINK
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wikipedia je kvalitní!
znate nekdo hru virtualgrandprix2??? :mag:
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Nikdy jsem o ni neslysel, coz je jak vidim skoda a uz asi vim proc: MorphOS Only
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pokud máte doma starou tiskárnu nebo skenr a myslíte si, že ty jejich pazvuky vás zni?í... tak TOHLE vás zni?í zaru?en? (video)
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pokud máte doma starou tiskárnu nebo skenr a myslíte si, že ty jejich pazvuky vás zni?í... tak TOHLE vás zni?í zaru?en? (video)
tak to je :lol:

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Old 27.4.2006   #656
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pokud máte doma starou tiskárnu nebo skenr a myslíte si, že ty jejich pazvuky vás zni?í... tak TOHLE vás zni?í zaru?en? (video)
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Wow, co ti lidi nevymysli :-). Ale pripomelo mi to tenhle programek (sorry, linux only a musite mit AM radio, ale stoji to za to). Vynatek z popisu: "Tempest for Eliza is a Program that uses your computer monitor to send out AM radio signals. You can then hear computer generated music in your radio".
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pokud máte doma starou tiskárnu nebo skenr a myslíte si, že ty jejich pazvuky vás zni?í... tak TOHLE vás zni?í zaru?en? (video)
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Old 28.4.2006   #659
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Nevdecna prace adminova :-). Doporucuju i ta videa z TA3. Tohle je duvod proc neverim systemu typu IZIP (byt to povazuju za uzitecny).
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Ono se dá hrát na leccos, t?eba motor z F1 Asiatech V10
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