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Old 7.4.2006   #521
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wau, Spanish Galeon :lol:
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Old 7.4.2006   #522
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Snad jsem to dal do správnýho tématu, kdyžtak hodím jinam...

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Woodbine: Co jste to tam proboha vyvadeli? :lol:
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Old 8.4.2006   #524
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Woodbine: Co jste to tam proboha vyvadeli? :lol:
Tady je full size.
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Old 8.4.2006   #525
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Ocko spoznal mamku v chatovacej miestnosti.
Neskor sa ocko s mamkou stretli v `cyber cafe`
a na zachode si mamka downloadovala par dat z
ockovho `memory stick`-u.
Ked ocko dokoncil uploadovanie, spozorovali, ze sme
predtym nenainstalovali ziaden `firewall`.
Zial uz bolo neskoro na stlacenie `CANCEL` alebo `ESC`
a okno `Chcete naozaj uploadovat?` sme odstranili
hned na zaciatku v `Moznostiach pod `Nastavenim`.
Mamkin virusovy scanner uz davno nebol
`updateovany` a s ockovym `blaster-worm`-om si
neporadil.
Stlacili sme klavesu `ENTER` a mamka dostala spravu
`Odhadovany cas stahovania: 9 mesiacov...........`
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Old 8.4.2006   #526
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Ocko spoznal mamku v chatovacej miestnosti.
Neskor sa ocko s mamkou stretli v `cyber cafe`
a na zachode si mamka downloadovala par dat z
ockovho `memory stick`-u.
Ked ocko dokoncil uploadovanie, spozorovali, ze sme
predtym nenainstalovali ziaden `firewall`.
Zial uz bolo neskoro na stlacenie `CANCEL` alebo `ESC`
a okno `Chcete naozaj uploadovat?` sme odstranili
hned na zaciatku v `Moznostiach pod `Nastavenim`.
Mamkin virusovy scanner uz davno nebol
`updateovany` a s ockovym `blaster-worm`-om si
neporadil.
Stlacili sme klavesu `ENTER` a mamka dostala spravu
`Odhadovany cas stahovania: 9 mesiacov...........`
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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LFS tunning :lol:
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Jardier: suche..

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Old 10.4.2006   #529
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Woodbine: Co jste to tam proboha vyvadeli? :lol:
Tady je full size.
Vy prasata.. Musite to delat tak na verejnosti?
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pri patrani po scriptech a tak,jsem nasel stranku jednoho borce,ktery popisuje zivot se svym autem...dal jsem si tu praci to precist a shlednout vsechny fotky....kdo nema co delat at kukne taky :lol: opel kadett
btw.doporucuju datum 2.1.05....velmi poucne :lol:
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Old 11.4.2006   #531
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ve sv?t?, kde se m?že shitny spears živit zp?vem a modlou n?kterých je film trapn? a sb?sile se nedivím ni?emu. možná by si mohl ten hoch dát n?jaký diody i do sedadla, aby mu to osv?tlovalo *****... :craz: :mag:
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neco pro killmana a commandera (srabici) :lol:
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lama song :lama:
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neco pro killmana a commandera (srabici) :lol:
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už sem ti ?íkal ,ze to nechci ani videt vole! >:-(
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neco pro killmana a commandera (srabici) :lol:
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krasavec ten je tvuj? :up:
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lama song :lama:
To uz tu bylo..
Ferrari Enzo
P?i rychlosti kolem 260 km/h se hi-tech stroj za 16 milion? vznesl do vzduchu, vylet?l na travnatý svah vedle ?ty?proudé silnice v Malibu a poté bokem narazil do d?ev?ného sloupu. Skon?ilo to 1:1 - sloup náraz zlomil jak sirku a Ferrari doslova p?erazil vedví, t?sn? za kokpitem. Motor skon?il 400 m daleko od místa kolize, interiér s posádkou ješt? o kus dál. ?idi? se doslova podruhé narodil, jediným jeho zran?ním byl prokouslý ret. Spekulovalo se o tom, že majitel závodil se svým p?ítelem v Mercedesu SLR McLaren, ale policie to vyvrací.
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Že by m?lo Enzo taky aerobug? Nejspíš ho ten s tím McLarenem dal a milý Enzo to zahodilo jak papírovej pytlík... ^^
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Že by m?lo Enzo taky aerobug? Nejspíš ho ten s tím McLarenem dal a milý Enzo to zahodilo jak papírovej pytlík... ^^
to víš italský produkt
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