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Old 3.4.2006   #501
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hehe, to je supr

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Old 3.4.2006   #502
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:lol: tak to jo...
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Old 3.4.2006   #503
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no tak to je husty :fry:
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Old 3.4.2006   #504
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ICQ odpoledne>
A: uz to jede, snad se mi to tam vejde a nedopadne to jako minule...
B: tak slyset tohle od zensky, tak nevim co bych si mel pomyslet ;)))
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Old 4.4.2006   #505
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ICQ odpoledne>
A: uz to jede, snad se mi to tam vejde a nedopadne to jako minule...
B: tak slyset tohle od zensky, tak nevim co bych si mel pomyslet ))
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Jdou dva policajti kolem rybníka a vidí jak u n?j stojí kráva,která z n?j pije.Vedle krávy sedí pasá?ek a dojí jí. Jeden z policajt? povídá: "Ty vole koupíme krávu", ten druhej na to : "A pro? jako?". "Ty to nevidíš, vona pije vodu a rovnou to p?evádí na mlíko, to musíme zkusit!!!". Druhý souhlasí a tak jdou na stanici a povídají to, co vid?li, ná?elníkovi. Ten se chvíli zamýšlí, ale pak souhlasí. Za dva dny jdou tedy takhle 3 policajti i s ná?elníkem k rybníku, a ná?elník povídá kráv? : "Pij, a? je hodn? mlíka!". Kráva ?umí jak blbá, tak ?ekne ostatním, aby kráv? pomohli násilím. Str?í kráv? hlavu do vody, další jí tahá za cecky, ale mlíko žádný. Ná?elník k?í?í : "Str?te jí hloub?ji, zatim nic nejde!!!". Policajti tak ud?laj, ale kráva jak se bojí, tak se z toho na míst? posere...Ná?elník to vidí a k?í?í : "TO JE MOC,UŽ SAJE BAHNO!!!"
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LOL py?omapa a kravskej vtip no hned je veseleji!
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Kid222: tak to je sila
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