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Old 20.4.2010   #5121
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Branislav ?ádil:
http://www.novinky.cz/zahranicni/ame...h-letounu.html
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N?kte?í lidé tvrdí, že milují Severní smy?ku, bu? lžou, nebo tam nejeli dostate?n? rychle.

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Old 22.4.2010   #5122
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Paroubek na Obamu: "Kolik lidí t? nesnáší?"
Obama: "Asi tak 10 milion?"
Paroubek: "Hmm, tak to je všude stejný"
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...ano, dovedu. Dovedu si p?edstavit tém?? cokoliv, protože ješt? v?tší než lidská blbost je lidská hamižnost. Rozpíná se rychleji než vesmír a její síla se konstantn? rovná nekone?nu.
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Old 23.4.2010   #5123
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Old 23.4.2010   #5124
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Tak jsem se vydal na urad, abych ziskal socialni davky pro sveho psa.
Pani u okenka mi rekla, ze to nejde, ze psi nemuzou davky dostat. Tak
jsem ji vysvetlil, ze muj pes je cerny, nezamestnany, liny a neumi
cesky. Byl nekolikrat napominan za sexualni obtezovani a ma plno
potomku po cele vesnici. Navic neplati dane, na zachod chodi do parku,
obtezuje cizi lidi, zebra, krade jidlo a ani netusi, kdo byl jeho
otec...Pani se jeste jednou podivala do papiru a v pondeli se mam
stavit pro penize.
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Old 23.4.2010   #5125
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The typical White fairy tale begins like: "Once upon the time in the kingdom far far away...." The typical Black fairy tale begins like: "Y'all mothafuckaz won't believe this shit!..."
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Old 25.4.2010   #5126
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Tenhle trailer je docela vtipnej ale celej film už zase tak ne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wau-0ijJDW4
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Old 26.4.2010   #5127
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...car-drunk.html
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Old 2.5.2010   #5128
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au http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soicu...eature=related
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Old 2.5.2010   #5129
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men with talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-9A...layer_embedded

//happy birthday dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D28h...layer_embedded
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Old 3.5.2010   #5130
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Old 5.5.2010   #5131
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Zastaví se ridic na dálnicním odpocívadle a spechá na záchod.
První kabinka je obsazena, tak jde do druhé, posadí se atd. Z
vedlejsí kukane se najednou ozve:
"Ahoj".
Nás ridic chvili kouka, není zvykly se bavit na záchode, ale je
slusny a odpoví "Nazdar".
"Co tam delás?" zazní zase vedle nej.
Nás ridic je dost v rozpacích, ale tedy odpovi: "No, co bych tak asi delal...? Seru !" a odvedle se ozve: "Vís co, já ti zavolám za chvíli, nejaký blbec tady od vedle mi furt odpovídá.Pa."
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Old 5.5.2010   #5132
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Nevim jestli ho znáte, ale je to dobrej typek (Remi Gaillard)

Alpské lyžování v jeho podání, p?kn? z m?stku
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3or3...eature=related

Kangaroo
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A tady slavil titul
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Old 8.5.2010   #5133
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Old 8.5.2010   #5134
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takze cssd pomaly zacina vyvrazdovat nepohodlnych ludi ktori nie su obycajni? to je tak hnusne ked ma strana kampan ze pomoze vacsine a ti ostatni su (nepriamo povedane) ti zli a na tych kaslu...
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Old 9.5.2010   #5135
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aneb: volit socany je jako nerozhlednout se na prejezdu
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Old 11.5.2010   #5136
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kdyz uz mame tu politickou naladu:
http://www.reflex.cz/clanek/politika...demokraty.html
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Old 11.5.2010   #5137
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som tiez chcel ist dneska na opekacku cssd kuknut ale som nevstal na pol siestu vecer ...teda vstal ale nebol som sa schopny presuvat
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FAILS video compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHsTEBK11sM Ten typek s kladivom nema chybu
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Chlapík jde do d?chodu a za ušet?ené peníze si chce koupit n?co,
po ?em vždycky toužil - sportovní auto. Ud?lá to a hned vyrazí na
dálnici..... Tu se za nim náhle objeví policejní auto.
Chlápek si pomysli: "Mám Camaro, ujedu mu jako nic!" - 160,180, 220.
Pak si pomyslí: "P?ece se nezabiju" a zastaví.
Policajt k n?mu dojede a ?íká: "Už jsem slyšel ÚPLN? všechny
výmluvy, ale mám dneska dobrou náladu, takže když mi ?eknete n?co,
co ješt? nikdo nezkoušel, nechám vás jet." Chlápek povídá: "Jsou to
dva dny, co mi manželka utekla s policajtem a já myslel, že mi ji vezete
zpátky".

"JE?TE!!!!"
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