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Old 22.3.2006   #441
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neni vtip, ale nevim kam s tim
http://www.talker.cz/articles/chernobyl.php
to znam tohle kolovalo na mailu asi tak p?ed dv?ma lety . každopádn? zajímavé
no, nevim, ale trosku z toho beha mraz po zadech... ale docela rad bych se tam podival, zvlaste na Ghost Town....
ti by chtelo aby uz vysel Stalker tam se podivas do ghost townu a z bezpecny neozareny vzdalenosti svyho pc no nerikam ze ten nic nevyzaruje
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Old 22.3.2006   #442
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noo, pres pocitac to neni ono, to chce zazit na vlastni kuzi, prochazet se tam tim tichem....citit tu atmosferu...

a pak v noci nemuset pouzivat zarovky
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Old 23.3.2006   #443
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Old 23.3.2006   #444
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watch your mouth kid :-O
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Old 23.3.2006   #445
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watch your mouth kid :-O
má problém?!?!???
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Old 23.3.2006   #447
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dechberouci...
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Old 23.3.2006   #448
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsuI4...page=2&t=t&f=b


video- rychlej volkswagen brouk
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Ta holka má teda odvahu..... to se musí nechat
Dovád?t na prázdných silnicích sice musí byt fajn, ale do toho bych nešel.....
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ukazka toho, jak se nema jezdit... ale s LFS to nema nic spolecneho...
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ukazka toho, jak se nema jezdit... ale s LFS to nema nic spolecneho...

tak to je naprosto super!!!! chlámal jsem se u toho jako blázen, ikdyž to vlastn? vtipné v?bec není
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docela husty videjko od zacatku do konce

http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_movies...Guy_Clips.html
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pro ty, kteri to nechteji staohvat...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...01349646439377
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Tak to je narez!! jak dlouho si na tom delal?
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Old 25.3.2006   #456
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no, par hodin to zabralo
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2 martin: tady se nekdo nudi co?
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tady je taky par good obrazku
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Jedechlápek po dálnici 120 km/h, 190 km/h a nejednou se za nim vyjede policajt. "Mam ferrari, ujedu mu." "Prece se nezabiju!" a chlapek spamali. Policajt na to:"Heled te pane, mam dnes dobrou naladu, takze kdyz mi reknete neco, o co se nikdo nepokousel, necham vas jet." Chlapek se zamysli a rekne:"Vtite pane policajt, jsou to dva dny, co mi manzelka utekla s policistou a tak jsem myslel, ze mi ji vezete." Policajt:"Dobre dojedte."

Šéfovi kamionové dopravy zvoní telefon.
"Haló, kto je tam?"
"Dobrý den, šéfe, tady je Fero. Stala sa m? taková v?c, rozbilo se m? sp?tné zrkadko na stran? ?idi?e."
Šéf: "A te? co ja s tým? Tak ho vym??te!"
?idi?: "Nem?žu, leží na nim celý kamión."

Prodám auto b?rané z prava.
Zn.: P?i rýchlým jednaní z leva.

Vtrhne kralik do baru a pravi:"Kdo tak zmlatil auto meho kamose?" "Jaaa!" odpovi mocny medved..."No a co?" Kralik zbabele:"Patri mu to!"

Rozciluje se chlapek:"Pres noc mi nekdo ukradl na tomto parkovisti autoradio!" "Co to tu hlidate?" Hlidac parkoviste (lakomne):"Aby jste neodjel bez placeni."

Jaky je rozdil mezi automechanikem a autoelektrikarem?..zadny, oba pokazi vase auto :-)
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tak to je luxusni fakt husty takovy sado :burn:
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