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Old 13.3.2006   #401
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tam by se hrálo c'n'r!!! kone?n? by se role obrátili a chlupatý by byli neviditelní :thinking:
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Old 13.3.2006   #402
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tohle je docela ... dobry :-D
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Old 13.3.2006   #403
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ten trabant byl v 3D Studio challange 3 na www.3dstudio.cz a v sekci galerie v teto zalozce muzes najit i dalsi dila trabantu..
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Old 13.3.2006   #404
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VIDEO lada racing club


VIDEO novej smokemod
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Old 13.3.2006   #405
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Old 13.3.2006   #406
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Old 15.3.2006   #407
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Maminka va?í v kuchyni a volá do d?tského pokoje: Pepí?ku, nechceš vylízat misku? A z d?tského pokoje se ozve: Hmmmm, a která vlastn? letos vyhrála???

Povídá babi?ka vnu?ce: Víš, v život? každé ženy je jen jedna velká láska. A kdo to byl u tebe babi? Námo?níci...
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P?iletí Gorba?ov do rozvojové africké zem? a už když vystupuje,všichni na n?j nadšen? volají:"Ubamba Gorba?ov! Ubamba Gorba?ov!" Gorba?ov zamává,ale ješt? na letišti si musí odsko?it. Jak stojí u mušle,tak ho pozoruje malý chlapec a ?íká:"Tak velká muž a tak malá ubamba!"
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Tenhle klipek me fakt dostal!!! :thinking: :lol: :lol: :lol: akorat nemusel mit ten ubrecenej konec ^^
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Tenhle klipek me fakt dostal!!! :thinking: :lol: :lol: :lol: akorat nemusel mit ten ubrecenej konec ^^
konec nic moc ale jinak je to :lol: :lol: :lol: :burn: :burn: :up: :up:
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Tenhle klipek me fakt dostal!!! :thinking: :lol: :lol: :lol: akorat nemusel mit ten ubrecenej konec ^^
konec nic moc ale jinak je to :lol: :lol: :lol: :burn: :burn: :up: :up:
jj to je fakt mazec
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:lol: :lol: souhlasim uz je toho moc ja uz ci zavodit
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tak sem se zase po par mesicich o5 vratil ke staremu dobremu Transport Tycoonu. Dokonce sem objevil, ze se da hrat pres net...www.openttd.com, tak parim parim parim...

Ale proc to davam do tohohle treadu?
Objevil jsem tuhle fascinujici animaci o Pendolinu :down: :lol:. Ja jsem z ni nemoh


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tak sem se zase po par mesicich o5 vratil ke staremu dobremu Transport Tycoonu. Dokonce sem objevil, ze se da hrat pres net...www.openttd.com, tak parim parim parim...

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Objevil jsem tuhle fascinujici animaci o Pendolinu :down: :lol:. Ja jsem z ni nemoh
tak to je neco :burn:
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tak sem se zase po par mesicich o5 vratil ke staremu dobremu Transport Tycoonu. Dokonce sem objevil, ze se da hrat pres net...www.openttd.com, tak parim parim parim...

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Objevil jsem tuhle fascinujici animaci o Pendolinu :down: :lol:. Ja jsem z ni nemoh
:lol: :lol: nice btw. nekdy se muzem sejit na nejakym serveru ,obcas taky zahraju
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Chevy - tak tohle asi bolelo :thinking:
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Old 16.3.2006   #418
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Chaos se nezdá :thinking:

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?VUT - zkouška z fyziky

Profesor se špatn? vyspal... Ptá se prvního studenta:
- Jedete autobusem a je hrozné horko, co ud?láte?
- Otev?u okno.
- Dob?e, a te? popište aerodynamické zm?ny, které v autobuse nastanou?
- ???????????????
- D?kuji, za p?t, další!
Druhý student stejná otázka, stejná odpov??, stejná známka.
Za hodinu je stav zápasu profesor versus studenti 9 : 0.
Jako desátá vchází p?kná studentka. Profesor se ptá:
- Jedete autobusem a je hrozné horko, co ud?láte?
- Vysvle?u si halenku.
- Vy mi nerozumíte, je opravdu horko.
- Tak si ješt? vysvle?u sukni.
- Je nesnesitelné horko, stup?uje profesor.
- Tak si vysvle?u podprsenku.
To profesorovi vyrazilo dech.
Studentka dodává:
- Ješt? si m?žu vysléct kalhotky, ale to okno neotev?u ani kdyby m? m?li ošukat všichni chlapi v autobuse.
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