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Old 18.10.2008   #3821
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To je ale lump Jeste ze mame ty kamery.
to jo no to e jen tak nevidí... bude to asi dost dobrej branká?, když si takhle pomáhá
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Old 20.10.2008   #3822
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Old 20.10.2008   #3823
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chaosi, to mi pripomnelo klasickou scenu
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eYtLiKJDsoc
uz to tu urcite nekde bylo, ale u tohohle opakovani neuskodi
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Old 20.10.2008   #3824
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Canadien chase
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Old 21.10.2008   #3825
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P?ijedou dva esesáci za druhé sv?tové války do Británie na tajnou špionážní misi. Tajná akce je dlouho p?ipravovaná tak, aby esesáci dob?e zapadli, mají britské oble?ení, ú?esy, britský p?ízvuk. Jednoho dne si ?eknou, že p?jdou na výzv?dy do vyhlášeného Londýnského baru plného nep?átel. Tak se pe?liv? oble?ou, procvi?í angli?tinu a usednou za bar.

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Esesák: "Scheiße,warum drei? Ich moechte nur zwei!"
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Old 21.10.2008   #3826
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akorat doufam ze to u toho vtipu zustane...
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Old 23.10.2008   #3827
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Old 23.10.2008   #3828
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ja vzdy tusil ze nemam uklizet ze to pro me bylo moc nebezpecne
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Old 23.10.2008   #3829
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urobia si licenciu na vysavac a mozu pokracovat v praci
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Old 24.10.2008   #3830
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Old 24.10.2008   #3831
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to mi p?ipomn?lo..

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Old 25.10.2008   #3832
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUWVKxo_Zo
lepsi nez original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfGOPH5Xoo
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Old 2.11.2008   #3833
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Každý i minimáln? znalý ?lov?k pozná, kde je chyba
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Old 2.11.2008   #3834
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asi nejsem minimalne znaly clovek
krome zameny sli/cf a ponekud patetickych popisku tam nevidim zadnou podstatnou/vtipnou chybu
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Old 3.11.2008   #3835
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Nevím kam jinam postnout .. svym zp?sobem to vtipný je, ale každopadn? klbouk dol?, protože to asi cht?lo dost treninku.

Best od 0:45

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Old 3.11.2008   #3836
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Nevím kam jinam postnout .. svym zp?sobem to vtipný je, ale každopadn? klbouk dol?, protože to asi cht?lo dost treninku.

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tak to je ná?ez od 2 minuty to je pecka jako
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Nevím kam jinam postnout .. svym zp?sobem to vtipný je, ale každopadn? klbouk dol?, protože to asi cht?lo dost treninku.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_...eature=related
ale tohle tu už myslím bylo.
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asi nejsem minimalne znaly clovek
krome zameny sli/cf a ponekud patetickych popisku tam nevidim zadnou podstatnou/vtipnou chybu
Mozna myslel ten veselej obrazek s textem ze s timhle PC ma na 5 let vystarano a neni treba upgrade.
Pritom to je vyprodejove pc.
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Ježísku, celej rok jsem nezlobil ...

http://www.astrafit.cz/zbozi/729/Mercedes-SL-500.htm
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Ježísku, celej rok jsem nezlobil ...

http://www.astrafit.cz/zbozi/729/Mercedes-SL-500.htm
tss kam se hrabe na stare slapaci
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