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Old 28.2.2006   #301
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Pablo: Ted sem se dival na to video s itm predjizdenim na kruhaci :up:
btw. je to scena z filmu The Dukes of Hazzard
Tak to budu muset sehnat
vo filme dal 2-3 kolecka :drive:
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Old 28.2.2006   #302
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Pablo: Ted sem se dival na to video s itm predjizdenim na kruhaci :up:
Dal jsem odkaz na stranku s videema, ale kouknete i na obrazky, je tam vetsina toho co probehlo v minulosti timhle threadem pred tim nez zarval.
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Old 1.3.2006   #303
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to vis, ze uz si tim listuji druhy den nejlepsi jsou texty :up:
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tak tohle mi prave malem na lamerovi zabilo

<VIX> "Nevieš nejakú vtipnú funkciu, ktorá by mi mesiac "Mar" skonvertovala na ?íslo "3"?
<Marek> "Viem, strlen()"
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Old 1.3.2006   #305
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tak tohle mi prave malem na lamerovi zabilo
<VIX> "Nevieš nejakú vtipnú funkciu, ktorá by mi mesiac "Mar" skonvertovala na ?íslo "3"?
<Marek> "Viem, strlen()"
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tak tohle mi prave malem na lamerovi zabilo

<VIX> "Nevieš nejakú vtipnú funkciu, ktorá by mi mesiac "Mar" skonvertovala na ?íslo "3"?
<Marek> "Viem, strlen()"
:lol: to je fakt :up:
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Old 1.3.2006   #307
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Taky vás nasere když se neda?í?

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co mu ta klavesnice udelala? :craz:

Skoda ze neni videt, co je na monitoru
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Myslim ze toto ani neni vtip.. :craz: nad tim by jsme se meli zamyslet a rict si ze tak taky dopadnem jestli zacnem hrat neco jineho nez auta
no i tak bacha treba na NFS protoze jedine LFS nam neublizi... jeste ze mame volanty teda nekteri i mysi.. jako ja?
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no.... abych mluvil za sebe, kdyz hot lapim a vlitnu do travy, nebo se mi nepovede projet zatacka, tak jak bych si predstavoval, tak se taky dost rozciluji.... ale nic nenicim, a ani nekrisim, jen si zanadavam
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jeden aktualni:
Domaci zvirata soutezi, kdo nazene nejvic hruzy. Prase rika: "Vyvalim se v blate, zacnu chrochtat a behat, drubez se poleka a utece ode me." Byk rika: "Zvednu vysoko hlavu, trochu zafunim, rozbehnu se po louce a rozezenu vsechny kravy a ovce." Kuratko rika: "Lehnu a budu delat, ze jsem mrtve. A pul republiky se posere strachem."
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ivánku, kamaráde...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: tak to je vole husty vole
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tohle je pekny :lol:

"Sedím takhle v Pendolínu, otev?u PowerBook, zapnu Bluetoth pro p?ipojení k telefonu, abych se dostal na internet, a objeví se hláška: ?Provést synchronizaci s vlakovou soupravou Pendolíno??
Odsouhlasím a objeví se nová hláška: ?Opravdu chcete zm?nit firmware vlakové soupravy Pendolino??
Op?t odsouhlasím. Po chvilce Pendolino zastaví uprost?ed polí. Po asi p?lhodin? se z amplionu ozve nervózní hlas: ?Není mezi cestujícími n?jaký systémový programátor??

No, samoz?ejm?, je to jen fikce, ale myslíte, že je to nereálné? M? osobn? by to moc nep?ekvapilo, kdyby se n?co takového skute?n? stalo. Vás ano?"
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tohle je pekny :lol:

"Sedím takhle v Pendolínu, otev?u PowerBook, zapnu Bluetoth pro p?ipojení k telefonu, abych se dostal na internet, a objeví se hláška: ?Provést synchronizaci s vlakovou soupravou Pendolíno??
Odsouhlasím a objeví se nová hláška: ?Opravdu chcete zm?nit firmware vlakové soupravy Pendolino??
Op?t odsouhlasím. Po chvilce Pendolino zastaví uprost?ed polí. Po asi p?lhodin? se z amplionu ozve nervózní hlas: ?Není mezi cestujícími n?jaký systémový programátor??

No, samoz?ejm?, je to jen fikce, ale myslíte, že je to nereálné? M? osobn? by to moc nep?ekvapilo, kdyby se n?co takového skute?n? stalo. Vás ano?"
prosim te, co je to za totalni kravinu? :fry:
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rek bych ze pendolino by slo haknout i rucnim slehacem.
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rek bych ze pendolino by slo haknout i rucnim slehacem.
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rek bych ze pendolino by slo haknout i rucnim slehacem.
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tohle pred par lety v kreslene forme kolovalo internetem ve verzi na dopravni letadlo
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