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Old 5.8.2007   #2681
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pan mifek profil na lide.cz ZDE
a jeho ICQ pro pripadny spam: 440-821-141
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Old 5.8.2007   #2682
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tak na muj navrh leceni mi pan odpovedel:
si pi?a obejít to jde jednoduše pi?o z buranova na co si hraješ si ut?i m?éko po brad? a jdi šukat do mate?ské školky obejít srver to je malina a key p?ihlašování

 a ma odpoved:
Jen tak dal, bavis celou LFS komunitu ;-)
http://forum.czechlfs.net/showthread.php?t=379&page=268 post c. 2677 a dal :-)
prosim o dalsi perly! ;-)


no ja si jdu uva?it ten sunar abych m?l co utírat ;-)
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Old 5.8.2007   #2683
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rofl Tak tohle jsem dnes fakt pot?eboval! A díky za ICQ, asi si s ním popovídám

EDIT: pán je zjevn? d?ležitý, na pokec se cuká, prý programuje (Baltík JE programovací jazyk, mi to nevymluvíte ). Nicmén? odpovídá velmi ?ile A... prý p?ednáší na VUT v Brn?. No to doufám ne, protože na tuto školu jsem již zapsán

EDIT2: vždy m? pobaví, napíše-li mi n?kdo "a myslíš že stebou se n?kdo baví", p?ímo to svádí k odpov?di "ano, ty"...
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a pokacovani:
no kdyby v n?mecku v?d?li kdo tu hraje ligu lfs tak asi prsknou smíchem burani z ?r a ten zdriják vole na to p?ijde i blbec vole se nau? stroják chudáku

re: No pokud vim, tak ?R se v poháru národ? umístila 3.... a smíchy spíš prskám já a další nad t?mito maily ;-) a stroják? ten se fakt u?it nepot?ebuju...
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Old 5.8.2007   #2685
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Dobra je i ta jeho fotka na lide.cz jak sou dva chlapci u stihacky a tam je napsano : moje prace. Tomu bych i veril ze je to ten typek co umejva sklo na neco lepsiho ho snad nepustej
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Old 5.8.2007   #2686
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a pokacovani:
no kdyby v n?mecku v?d?li kdo tu hraje ligu lfs tak asi prsknou smíchem burani z ?r a ten zdriják vole na to p?ijde i blbec vole se nau? stroják chudáku

re: No pokud vim, tak ?R se v poháru národ? umístila 3.... a smíchy spíš prskám já a další nad t?mito maily ;-) a stroják? ten se fakt u?it nepot?ebuju...
navrhuju mu zaspamovat mail a icq..nedokaze napsat nekdo nejakyho robota co mu bude posilat kazdou minutu text na zpusob "chovám se jak debil"
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Old 5.8.2007   #2687
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Tak bacha. Kdo neumi strojovy kod je. Baltik je celkem pekny programovaci jazyk, viz stranky firmy, co ho vytvorila.

Pokud chcete panu Richardovi aka mifekovi zavolat tu je telefon. Jinak ten profil na lide.cz je vytvorenej dost zajimave, vsechny polozky sou vyplneny s maximalnima hodnotama, v "pratele" jsou vsichni uzivatele lide.cz. Kdyby nepsal, co napsal, reknu, ze ten ucet zalozit spamrobot.
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Old 5.8.2007   #2688
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Napis mu: "Lidi delim do 10 skupin. Na ty co umeji binarni kod a ty co neumi." A nasledne celou zpravu v binarnim kodu. Schvalne jestli by odepsal.
Podle toho co pise to vypada na zamindrakovaneho teenagera. Pokud je starsi, mel by navstivit psychiatra nebot se jedna o rozsahlou poruchu osobnosti.
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ja by som ho nespamoval... je to sice LOL, ale to sa nerobi...
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Old 5.8.2007   #2690
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ja by som ho nespamoval... je to sice LOL, ale to sa nerobi...
a co se dela kdyz te nekdo urazi slovy tipu p*?a?
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ignorovat a bavit sa na jeho debilite

// jo a odporucit na nejaku liecebnu, ale to uz je done by Chaos
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ignorovat a bavit sa na jeho debilite

// jo a odporucit na nejaku liecebnu, ale to uz je done by Chaos
to je fakt..zejtra mu s prace zavolam a doporucim mu jednu
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Old 5.8.2007   #2693
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A pak, že techno neškodí zdraví A te? m? n?kte?í budou kamenovat Ale má to na lidé
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Old 6.8.2007   #2694
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to je fakt..zejtra mu s prace zavolam a doporucim mu jednu
Zaznam, zaznam, zaznam, zaznam, zaznam, zaznam.

Zahraj si rovnou na doktora ze jsi dostal doporuceni na jeho umisteni do lecebny a at se dostavi na kontrolu nebo si pro nej posle sanitku.
A co pomsta z radia at se zasmeje cela republika?
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Old 6.8.2007   #2695
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Tak me napada.. nevim presne kde to chodi ale nekde vysilaji Pomsta je sladka.. jsou toho plne weby bylo by to cool

EDIT: Primo tu je objednavaci formular GL Chaosi.. http://www.fajnradiolife.cz/index.ph...clanek&id=1489
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Old 7.8.2007   #2696
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risivon (00:33:32 6/08/2007)
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tady máš ?ást zdrojáku vole
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na lfs
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zdrojaku ceho? :-D to je napsane v cem?? :-D
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to by me teda schvalne zajimalo
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se nau? pi?o z burnova)
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nejaky divny...
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v cem to je napsane?

no a od te doby jsem asi v ignore
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tipuju, ze je to v Cobolu. (ze to neni zdrojak "na lfs" je asik kazdymu jasny, ale kdyby neco... ).
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