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Old 10.3.2007   #2201
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tak to je sila

who poop last je narez, ale popravde, existence takoveho poradu na nejake asijske televizi by me neprekvapila
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Old 10.3.2007   #2202
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je to super
hadam este lepsie ako Drown together :O
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Old 11.3.2007   #2203
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Samurai mim
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Old 12.3.2007   #2204
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Neni to vtip (i kdyz to tak muze pripadat :-)), ale kam uz s tim:
Pexeso, potreboval jsem 1294 kliku .
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Old 12.3.2007   #2205
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ko?ky (ta 1. ?ást už to možná byla, nevím kde jsem to vid?l)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ1VN...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9v7O...elated&search=

Michel Courtemanche (mrkn?te i na ostatní videa od n?j)
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Old 13.3.2007   #2206
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Z OC fora (snad to tu jeste nebylo:
http://forum.bmw-voten.de/showpost.p...84&postcount=1
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Old 14.3.2007   #2207
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Old 14.3.2007   #2208
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Z OC fora (snad to tu jeste nebylo:
http://forum.bmw-voten.de/showpost.p...84&postcount=1
tak to je smutny...
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Old 15.3.2007   #2209
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Old 16.3.2007   #2210
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Old 16.3.2007   #2211
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heh njn sou i taci
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Old 16.3.2007   #2212
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a jeste jeden peknej

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Old 17.3.2007   #2213
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hele a neni to nahodou...ten....
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Old 17.3.2007   #2214
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Old 18.3.2007   #2215
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Old 18.3.2007   #2216
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len pre silne zaludky
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Jede sanitka. V ni ridic, lekar, sestricka a student na praxi. Jedou a najednou z niceho nic ridic pousti volant a chyta se za krk. Dusi se, oci ma nekde na cele. Sestricka nelitostne popadne lekarnicku a prasti ridice do hlavy. Tomu hned prestal zachvat, chyta volant a jedou dal. Najednou lekar pada na podlahu, chyta se za krk a vali se tam pritom se dusi. Sestricka zas popadne lekarnicku a prasti silne lekare do hlavy. Ten se hned zvedne a posadi a jedou dal jak kdyby se nic nestalo.
Student v praxi cely v soku obraci se na lekare: Sem ve 3 rocniku a znam jen teorii, zadna praxe, ale V ZIVOTE sem neslysel o takovych symptomech a metody lecby jsou natolik zvlastni ze jsem totalne zmateny. Muzete mi to aspon trochu vysvetlit? Lekar flegmaticky odpovida: to neres, sestricce se vcera obesil manzel, tak si z ni delame prd@l...
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Jede sanitka. V ni ridic, lekar, sestricka a student na praxi. Jedou a najednou z niceho nic ridic pousti volant a chyta se za krk. Dusi se, oci ma nekde na cele. Sestricka nelitostne popadne lekarnicku a prasti ridice do hlavy. Tomu hned prestal zachvat, chyta volant a jedou dal. Najednou lekar pada na podlahu, chyta se za krk a vali se tam pritom se dusi. Sestricka zas popadne lekarnicku a prasti silne lekare do hlavy. Ten se hned zvedne a posadi a jedou dal jak kdyby se nic nestalo.
Student v praxi cely v soku obraci se na lekare: Sem ve 3 rocniku a znam jen teorii, zadna praxe, ale V ZIVOTE sem neslysel o takovych symptomech a metody lecby jsou natolik zvlastni ze jsem totalne zmateny. Muzete mi to aspon trochu vysvetlit? Lekar flegmaticky odpovida: to neres, sestricce se vcera obesil manzel, tak si z ni delame prd@l...
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Old 19.3.2007   #2220
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEfWFwOoW40

edit: http://gnik.wz.cz/rofl_jak_krava.txt

fakt to stoji za to
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ALTP1 - 7./ALTP2 - 9./ALTP3 - 11./ALTP4 - 5./ALTP5 - 6./ALTP6 - 7./ALTP7 WTCC - 4./ALTP8 XFR - TBA/FOX CUP - 8./EGT PGTR CUP FXR - 5./EGT WTCC 2009 FXO - 9.
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