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Jeden student si chcel v univerzitnej jedalni sadnut na volne miesto vedla profesora, ale ten mu na to odvrkol: \"Labut nemoze byt priatelom svini\" \"No dobre, tak ja teda odletim\" odpovedal student. Profesora odpoved urazila natolko, ze sa rozhodol studenta potopit na skuske a tak mu dal najtazsie otazky. Avsak student na kazdu jednu otazku v teste odpovedal vyborne, a tak profesor, s tuzbou studenta potopit, mu polozil poslednu rozhodujucu otazku: \"Ides po ceste a najdes dve vrecia, jedno plne zlata, v druhom rozum. Ktore si vyberies?\" \"Vrece so zlatom predsa\", odpovie zacudovane student. \"Ha, no ja by som bral druhe vrece\", potesene reaguje profesor. \"No vidite pan profesor, kazdy si vyberie to, co mu chyba\" chytro odpovie student. Profesor od zurivosti schyti studentov test a vpise: \"*****\". Student bez toho, aby sa pozrel do testu co mu tam profesor napisal sa podakuje a odide. O chvilu sa vsak vrati s testom v ruke a hovori profesorovi: \"Nehnevajte sa pan profesor, podpisali ste sa mi, ale znamku ste mi nenapisali.\"
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Hehe, no jo no, velkomestak (bez urazky), holt si chtel zkusit co je off-road
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Nj, letos ten snih taje opravdu rychle, vecer zaparkuejte na zasnezenym parkovisti a rano ...
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http://masterplanthemovie.com/
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Nahradte slovo Google jakymkoliv freemailem (vcetne seznamu, atlasu, ....), pro vsechny je to pravda, co tam rikaji. Presne tak, s tim uz clovek tak nejak pocita :-). Na Google (a vsech velkych vyhledavacich) mi hlavne vadi, ze napriklad cenzurujou vysledky hledani pro Cinu.
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za pomoci tance a lahve malibu se commander rozhodl ziskat novacka do teamu
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taky bych se stidel
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chlape, tyjo, na základku si chodil ? Vždyt slovo styd?t se máš v p?edchozím postu a ty tam stejn? flákneš m?kký I ...
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Já bych se teda styd?l nebo možná i stid?l. Taky jste si všimli, jak ?asto píšete takovýhle nesmyslný chyby? Já hlavn? v sms. Je to asi n?jaká degenerace. ?lov?k si pak p?ipadá jako magor.
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to je tim, ze to proste vidis 10x napsany od nekoho jinyho, pak ti to any nepryde
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