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Old 18.12.2008   #3941
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nevim, proc do vtipu? je to sice kuriozni, ale vtipne zrovna dvakrat ne
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Old 18.12.2008   #3942
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Old 18.12.2008   #3943
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nevim, proc do vtipu? je to sice kuriozni, ale vtipne zrovna dvakrat ne
tie hlasky su vtipne
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Old 18.12.2008   #3944
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Zajímavé vid?t, na ?em všem mají win/microsoft podíl a kde všude jsou instalované.
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Old 18.12.2008   #3945
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tohle je nejvic super "co bych jen tak mohl zmacknout pro pokracovani"
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Old 18.12.2008   #3946
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Co by? Contol, Alt (pr)Del.
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to by me zajimalo jak to s dvema rukama udelas
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Old 19.12.2008   #3948
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zabavka pre dospelych
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Old 20.12.2008   #3949
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to by me zajimalo jak to s dvema rukama udelas
Znas ten vtip jak doktor vysetroval hemeroidy??

Chlap m?l hemeroidy a byl na vyšet?ení u doktora. Ve?er v hospod? se ho kamarádi ptají, jak probíhalo vyšet?ení. On povídá: "No, chytil m? zezadu levou rukou za levé rameno a ukazovák pravé ruky mi str?il do zadku ... Ne, ne, po?kejte, pravou rukou m? chytil zezadu za pravé rameno a do zadku mi str?il ukazovák levé ruky ... Ne, ne, po?kejte, ob?ma rukama m? chytil za ramena a ... ... ... To je hajzl!!!
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Old 20.12.2008   #3951
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Tady si m?žete po Bushovi hodit botou
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Old 22.12.2008   #3953
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hehe taky jsem vid?l st?epiny na Nov?
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Znas ten vtip jak doktor vysetroval hemeroidy??
na to ze mas pod jmenem LFS Guru, tak tady dost kazis dojem, asi si pletes thready
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Ty s tvojim OT tiež, teraz už aj ja

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1) Nastaveni automatickeho pridelovani ranku resi admini. Ja LFS Guru nejsem a nikdy nebudu. Guru je Chaos.
2) Vtip sice blbej ale ve spravnem treadu. A tread je navic v Offtopic sekci ktera nema s LFS nic spolecneho.
3) viz Reyco
4) Nejcastejsi veta Bendera.
5) http://www.itbiz.cz/komiks-rada-odbornika
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Woyta> no taky mi to neprislo moc vtipny... a abych nebyl OT http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7...6445872xc2.jpg
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