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Old 13.5.2007   #2401
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Jsem to neunesl a v záchvatu smíchu jsem spadl ze židle a pro jistotu se odkutálel, abych to nevid?l
2x f = ff = fotbal ftipn?
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Old 13.5.2007   #2402
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Ty prvni dve me dostaly, hlavne ten sudi.

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Old 13.5.2007   #2403
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akcni zena
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a neco z baru (je to jen lehce sestrihly,bez niceho)
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Old 13.5.2007   #2404
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UFO PORNO
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Old 13.5.2007   #2405
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1X-...elated&search=
Intra simpsnu
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Old 13.5.2007   #2406
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ten veslar ma ale zaber

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Old 13.5.2007   #2407
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Old 13.5.2007   #2408
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a vydrzte se nesmat

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Old 14.5.2007   #2409
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kdyz krecek zakopne
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Old 14.5.2007   #2410
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tak sem se dneska cely odpoledne nudil, tak sem udelal mensi vyber z lamera

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Old 15.5.2007   #2411
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mensi davka naladozvedacu
vesela rosnicka
kdo chce mit sagl?
it's ok to be gay
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Old 15.5.2007   #2412
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lol, tak to pocasi me polozilo


Rusky TOP Gear...

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Old 15.5.2007   #2413
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neni lama jako lama

zvlast znami lamove jsou: ....
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Old 15.5.2007   #2414
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Old 15.5.2007   #2415
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LAst65HuH...related&search=

jezis a jak ruckuje po tom volantu no boze
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Old 15.5.2007   #2416
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prislovi jak je mozna neznate :

1)
les.in() == les->echo;

2)
pycha,pad;

3)
void vira(hora & h1,hora & h2)
{
hora tmp=h1;
h1=h2;
h2=tmp;
}

4)
#define self *this
dist(self,kosile)<dist(self,kabat);

5)
enum Ucho {utrzene,neutrzene,} ucho;
while(ucho)
go(pro_vodu)+dzban;

6)
enum hodnoceni {spatne,dobre};
hodnoceni cinnost(osoba komu);
odmena=cinnost(certu) ? peklo : 0;

7)
while(!polosyto) jez(),while(!polopito) pij();

8)
if(kraj1 != kraj2) mrav1 != mrav2;

9)
class Jiny
{
public:
jama jehoJama;
}
class Kdo
{
public:
jama * kopa() {return new jama;}
void pada(jama j);
}
void main()
{
Jiny jiny;
Kdo kdo;
jiny.jehoJama=*kdo.kopa();
kdo.pada(jiny.jehoJama);
}

10)
if( byti()+vlci ) vyti()+vlci;

11)
#include <ltime.h>
class Ptace
{
Time cas;
public:
Ptace(Time & t)
:cas(t)
{};
int skok();
}

void main()
{
Ptace ranni( Time(5,30) ),dopoledni( Time(11,20) );
ranni.skok() > dopoledni.skok();
}

12)
struct date d;
getdate(&d);
if(d.da_mon==2) //unor
{
if( getcolor()==WHITE ) pole++;
}
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Old 16.5.2007   #2417
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Old 16.5.2007   #2418
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snad to tu nebylo
neco jako padlovani jerabem, ktere sem daval Jimik

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Old 16.5.2007   #2419
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snad to tu nebylo
neco jako padlovani jerabem, ktere sem daval Jimik

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na tom je snad jen neobvykly, ze je na silnici.. jinak takhle se normalne katry premistuji po stavenisti, nebo se jeste pomoci predni a a zadni lzice muzou otocit okolo sve osy na miste
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Old 16.5.2007   #2420
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VW GTi trakto?ík
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