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Old 11.6.2009   #4481
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A kdyz jsme u tech kocek tak: jedna mrtva kocka = 2,5l paliva.
Viz obrazky.
O tohle se neslo nepodelit.



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Muž potrebuje pomoc v obchode a pýta sa asistentky, kde nájde
tampóny. Vysvetlí mu, kde sú a muž ide po ne.
Potom príde k pokladni s košíkom plným vaty a balíkom šnúrok.
Predava?ka sa na?ho prekvapene pozrie a pýta sa, ?i nenašiel
tampóny.
Muž jej odpovedá: "Poslal som ženu kúpi? balí?ek cigariet a ona
mi kúpila tabak a papieriky so slovami, že je to OMNOHO LACNEJŠIE.
Tak som si povedal, ak si musím ušú?a? ja, nech si šú?a aj
ona..."
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Old 13.6.2009   #4482
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Je dos? možné, že to tu už bolo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yX_1O3sRY

Edit: vedeli ste, že Kraus sa dostal aj na failblog? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAuY1NRPsF8
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Ramps, cool! Tell me what mushrooms you've been eating, I'd love to get some of those
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Old 13.6.2009   #4483
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Je dos? možné, že to tu už bolo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yX_1O3sRY
Ke? som si v komentároch pre?ítal "i think they died" tak som sa tu musel za?a? rehli? nahlas... :-D

Kúrnik a aby som aj nie?o k téme... aha, viete o niekom, kto už vymyslel vtip? Ja pár áno, ale ke?že som trošku mentálne mimo, tak sú dos? divné, ako napríklad tento:

Obrovský požiar, hasi? (požiarnik) odchádza pre? a hovorí:
- To nepôjde, má to strašne fragmentovaný firesystém.

Hovoril som, že je divný. :-)
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Old 13.6.2009   #4484
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Old 13.6.2009   #4485
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To je ale krásavica .
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Old 15.6.2009   #4488
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8bit stale zije
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpWM0...layer_embedded

Pirati
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArtWY...layer_embedded
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Old 16.6.2009   #4489
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Tak tenkrat to fakt vypadalo ze by to mohlo vyjit...
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Old 17.6.2009   #4491
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Ze lol? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCZKr...eature=related
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Old 18.6.2009   #4493
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Takze asi si otvorim obcerstvenie s nanukmi na Slota Bay http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2009-06/5011_m.jpg
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Sice uz ne moc aktualni, ale pobavilo me to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVwjw2Un4k
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Old 20.6.2009   #4497
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Manžel jemn? štípne svoji polovi?ku do zade?ku a ?íká: „Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepot?ebovali bychom elastické pun?ošky.“

Potom ji štípne do prs? a ?íká: „Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepot?ebovali bychom podprsenku.“

Na to ho žena
štípne mezi nohy a ?íká: „Kdybychom si toto nechali zpevnit, nepot?ebovali bychom zahradníka, instalatéra, poš?áka ani tvého bratra, milá?ku.“
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Je ve?er, Jožo pozerá televízor a vtom zazvoní telefón. Jožo zdvihne a na druhej strane sa ozve ženský hlas: - Ahoj Jožo, to som ja, Zuzka. Spoznali sme sa minulé leto a vtedy v aute si mi povedal, že som fajn diev?a. - Á, ahoj Zuzka a ako sa máš? - No, nie ve?mi dobre! Som tehotná a o desa? minút sko?ím pod vlak! - No Zuzka, ty si fakt super diev?a!
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Plavou t?i spermie a jedna ?íká: Já musím být první, ze m? bude hezkej, chytrej a milej chlap a splodím velkou rodinu. A druhá na to: Ne, musím vyhrát já, já budu mít pevný zade?ek, kozi jako z kamene a každej na m? bude let?t !!! A t?etí: Nevim co se hádáte, stejn? jsme v prdeli !!!
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Slovensky minister dopravy sa zastaví na navsteve u svojho nemeckeho kolegu. Vidi, ze v garazi ma same ferari, lamborginhi, vsetko drahe auta, ma velku vilu, vsade same stripterky a luxus jak hovado.
Slovak sa pyta ze ako moze takto zit, ze odkial ma tolko penazi, nemecky minister hovori:
" No to mas tak, vidis hen tu dialnicu?"
"Vidim"
"Tak mala byt siroka 20 m, ale som to stiahol na 19 a s toho si takto zijem!"

Po pol roku ide zase nemecky minister na nastevu k slovenskemu, a vidi, ze plna garaz maseratti, rolls roysov, 2krat taka vila jak ma on, vlastny park, helikopteru....
Udivene sa ho pyta ze ako zarobil tolko penazi na takyto strasne luxusny zivot...
"No, to mas tak, vidis tu dialnicu hen tam?"
"Aku dialnicu?"
"No vidis!!!"
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