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Old 19.4.2009   #4321
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No Ondrejko, bolo to dnes 6. najsledovanejsie video v sekcii zabava na celom youtube, ale uz je zmazane... Mohol by si mi prosim poslat original?

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Old 19.4.2009   #4322
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Rekl bych to jinak... jeste ze se to stalo krausovi, ktery je schopny z tak necekaneho problemu vybruslit, jako by se nic nestalo
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Old 19.4.2009   #4323
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No Ondrejko, bolo to dnes 6. najsledovanejsie video v sekcii zabava na celom youtube, ale uz je zmazane... Mohol by si mi prosim poslat original?
http://www.edisk.sk/stahni/80211/jan...ip_7.97MB.html
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Old 20.4.2009   #4324
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nehody pred kamerou

nehody 2

neodvysielane casti 5 proti 5

co treba urobit ked vam daju fukat
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Old 20.4.2009   #4325
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100bodov certik za spravne naladenie smiechovych reaktorov a za spravny vyber
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Old 20.4.2009   #4326
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Default vtipné dialógy zákazníkov s operátormi infoliniek
http://tvnoviny.sk/spravy/zaujimavos...peratorov.html
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Old 20.4.2009   #4327
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Old 20.4.2009   #4328
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lol, chví?u mi v týchto ve?erných hodinách trvalo kým som pochopil, ale podarilo sa.
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Old 21.4.2009   #4329
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Slavnostní ve?e?e
Žena vítá manžela: "Milane, dneska je výro?í naší svatby, p?jdeme
na hezkou ve?e?i do restaurace."
"Nemám oblek."
"P?j?ila jsem ti od souseda."
"Nemám peníze."
"Nevadí, našet?ila jsem."
Tak teda jdou. Hned jak vejdou do restaurace, vítá je vrchní:
"Aaaa, nazdar Milane!"
"Ticho, jsem tu s manželkou."
"Milane, tequilu jako vždycky?"
"Krucinál, ticho, jsem tady s manželkou, chápeš?!?!?!"
Na pódiu probíhá striptýz, striptérka si už odhodila všechno, volá: "Tak pánové, kdo z vás je nejlepší?" a celá restaurace za?ve "Milan!!!!!!!!!!"
Manželka se zvedne a odchází, manžel za ní, ona nasko?í do taxíka,
on za ní, ona za?ne nadávat: "Myslela jsem si, že jsi normalní chlap, a ty
jsi takové prase!"
Taxiká? se ohlídne a ?íká: "Teda, Milane, takhle protivnou kurvu sis
ješt? nenarazil."


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Old 21.4.2009   #4330
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jedna retro reklama pro stredni rocniky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=domhAl62yH4
a my sme to tehdy zrali jak cip
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Old 21.4.2009   #4331
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a my sme to tehdy zrali jak cip
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Old 22.4.2009   #4332
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jj ale kam se to hrabe na lepidlo zna?ky pedro
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Old 22.4.2009   #4333
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Poslední hádku jsem zavinil já. Když se m? žena zeptala, co je v televizi, odpov?d?l jsem, že tišt?né spoje, obrazovka a prach.
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Old 22.4.2009   #4334
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOGt65Ir1M
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Old 22.4.2009   #4335
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Old 22.4.2009   #4336
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Tak to sa ospravedl?ujem, nevšimol som si to
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Old 22.4.2009   #4337
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jedna hokejova momentka
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Old 24.4.2009   #4338
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Málem jsem um?el smíchy
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Old 24.4.2009   #4339
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Jaký je rozdil mezi hodinkama a Rommelem?

Hodinky jdou dop?edu a d?lají "tiktak"
Rommel jde dozadu a d?lá "taktik"
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Old 25.4.2009   #4340
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ako sa zabavit v sklade
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