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Old 3.2.2010   #5001
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mi pripomenulo toto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk
mozno to tu uz bolo ale mne sa to zda furt vtipne
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Old 3.2.2010   #5002
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mi pripomenulo toto:
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mozno to tu uz bolo ale mne sa to zda furt vtipne
no comment HEY banana
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Old 3.2.2010   #5003
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Tohle mi p?ed chvílí p?išlo od kamaráda.

http://af.2i.cz/fotky/29167/error-1265142694.jpg
Tak to m? dostalo v Šumperku sou zajimavi lidi, to je fakt

btw, tady n?kdo ze Šumperka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68hl5sH5Rbs
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Old 4.2.2010   #5004
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Pro? muži nemají být redaktory v poradn?
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Milý Honzo,
doufám, že mi dokážeš pomoci. Jednoho dne jsem nechala manžela koukat doma
na televizi a odjela do práce. Asi tak 2 kilometry od domu mi najednou
p?estalo auto jet - musela jsem se vrátit pro manžela, aby mi pomohl. Když
jsem dorazila dom?, nemohla Jsem uv??it tomu, co jsem vid?la. Byl v posteli
se sousedovou dcerou. Je mi 32, manželovi 34 a jí 19. Jsme spolu 10 let.
Manžel se mi p?iznal, že spolu chodí víc než p?l roku. Do manželské poradny
nep?jde. Jsem úpln? v koncích, prosím, pomoz mi. Magda

Milá Magdo,
že Ti p?estalo jet auto po tak krátké cest? m?že být zp?sobeno mnoha
p?í?inami. Nejprve zkontroluj jestli není ucpaný p?ívod paliva. Pokud je
?istý zkontroluj veškeré p?ívody vedoucí k motoru. Také zkontroluj kabely
v?etn? ukost?ení. Jestli není problém tady, je pot?eba provézt kontrolu
palivového ?erpadla jestli není poškozené a dává správné množství paliva.
Doufám, že jsem Ti pomohl Honza
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Old 4.2.2010   #5005
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mi pripomenulo toto:
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mozno to tu uz bolo ale mne sa to zda furt vtipne
Me taky, uz jsem videl celou serii dvakrat a nemuzu se dockat dalsiho dilu.
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Old 4.2.2010   #5006
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Tahle nevinná skláda?ka pro d?ti mi dala p?kn? zabrat
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Old 5.2.2010   #5007
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Vstavame
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Old 7.2.2010   #5008
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asi repost, ale oldie but goodie


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Old 14.2.2010   #5009
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Co nas ceka v budoucnu.
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Old 15.2.2010   #5010
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Na tohle jsem narazil na seznamu, a myslim, že se to hodí do vtip?

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Old 15.2.2010   #5012
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Old 15.2.2010   #5013
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Old 21.2.2010   #5017
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Dve 'profi' recenzie. Nemozem si pomoc ale podla hlasu mam dojem, ze ten jeden tipek v recenzii singla bol z SDI Hadajte kto?

(btw. recenzia na multiplayer nema chybu)
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Old 21.2.2010   #5018
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co? onicom neviem ,,, ale vyslovnost nema chybu ,cRY endzajn nanostuit tak isto znamy ako nanooblek
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Old 22.2.2010   #5019
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Ja mam dost "Ideme sa pripravit na vybuch...BUM"
"Ziadna gravitacia tu nie je...waaaau"
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Old 22.2.2010   #5020
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co? onicom neviem ,,,
ja som skor myslel attiho (teda aspon podla hlasu)
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