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Old 6.1.2010   #4941
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Tuhle diskusi si nemohu nechat ujít, takže jsem se taky zaregistroval.
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Old 6.1.2010   #4942
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Old 6.1.2010   #4943
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presne tuto fabiu som predbiehal na dialnici...a dal som si dole z oci moje ruzove okuliare a ona furt bola ruzova....som myslel ze sa doserem od smiechu z toho tuzingu ale tak samozrejme ze ma nechaval a keby chcel tak nemam najmensiu sancu mi to tak natre ze by som sa len dival...
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Old 6.1.2010   #4944
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bavorak pod tam pokecat, je tam aj tvoj kolega RISHO z nfs fora
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Old 6.1.2010   #4945
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bavorak pod tam pokecat, je tam aj tvoj kolega RISHO z nfs fora
jj aj kein a este ktovie kto...mozno johny je tiez z nfs fora ale nejako sa mi nechce sa tam hadat nezmyslene...a ja nemam taku dobru fantaziu na vymyslanie takych zadrbov jak niektori...ja sa radsej budem len potichu prizerat a smiat sa
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Old 7.1.2010   #4946
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presne tuto fabiu som predbiehal na dialnici...a dal som si dole z oci moje ruzove okuliare a ona furt bola ruzova....som myslel ze sa doserem od smiechu z toho tuzingu ale tak samozrejme ze ma nechaval a keby chcel tak nemam najmensiu sancu mi to tak natre ze by som sa len dival...
Už to sem nedávej prosím!

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Je vid?t, že tomu v?bec nerozumíš, jinak by jsi to nenapsal. Je to úpln? libová kombinace
a mojí holce se to taky líbí. Absolutn? dotažená je ta aerodamika, ale chápu, že tomu nem?žeš rozum?t.
Tahle Fabie dá upln? jakýkoliv BMW i Mka t?eba. Jediný co bych tam dal jsou n?jaký plameny na bok,
pak už by to nem?lo v?bec žádnou vadu!
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Old 7.1.2010   #4947
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jde videt, ze tomu vubec nerozumite
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Old 7.1.2010   #4948
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Bavorak: ty si si myslel ze to je seriozne myslene ?
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Old 7.1.2010   #4949
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Old 7.1.2010   #4950
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Old 7.1.2010   #4951
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Feministiky tiež píše chlap, ale uznávam aj tak je to zábavné. Ale hlavne podarený virál.
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Old 7.1.2010   #4952
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Slovenskému ministrovi vnútra, V mene USA by som sa vám chcel úprimne ospravedlni? za zlyhanie kategorizácie DVD nosi?ov distribuovaných do vašej krajiny. Aj ke? sa to môže zda? zvláštne, edícia titulov ozna?ených ako "Policajná akadémia" nie je ur?ená pre inštruktážne ú?ely.
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Viete aký je rozdiel medzi klasickou a slovenskou verziou Counter strike?
V slovenskej skrývajú bombu counteri.
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Prosime cestujucich, aby si dali sedadla do zvislej polohy, vypli mobilne telefony a ostatne elektronicke zariadenia. Cestujuci zo Slovenska, uistite sa, ci vam dnes omylom nepribalili aj vybusniny.
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Vysluch podozriveho cestujuce ktoremu nasli po vystupeni z lietadla batozinu:
"Ako sa vam tam dostala?"
"Bohuprisaham neviem, ved som bol taky opatrny, vsetkym policajtom som sa vyhybal".
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nad tatrou sa blyskla (vsetci vieme teraz co sa tym myslelo)
hromy divo biju (rozculeny kalinak vola packovi a pyta sa na rdx)
zastavme ich bratia (akoze to lietadlo)
ved sa oni stratia (odpoved dispecera)
slovaci oziju (poukazanie na obrovsku popularizaciu slovenska vo svetovych mediach)
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Pocuj Fero, kolko tych bomb spolu mame?" "No ja mam 3, ty mas 4, to je spolu 8, podme na pivo.
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Ot: Ko?ko slovenských policajtov treba na zosnovanie teroristického útoku?

Od: Dvoch. Jeden vloží výbušninu do batožiny a druhý ju nenájde.
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Po pristátí lietadla:
-?o máte v tom kufri?
-Ako to mám vedie??
-Á, pán je zo Slovenska
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Ot: Ko?ko slovenských policajtov treba na zosnovanie teroristického útoku?

Od: Jedneho. Vlozi vybusninu do kufra a zabudne na nu.
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Old 7.1.2010   #4953
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ako ja si robim tiez z tej temy *P*r*d*e*l* ,ale najviac ma rozsekalo asi toto.

Velitel policajneho zboru v liste do irska:
Prosim Vas poslite nam tu vzorku vybusniny spat letecky na slovensko .


A to ,ze policajti zastavili 13-rocneho vodica ,co chcel ist za babkou do prahy ?
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Old 7.1.2010   #4954
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Old 8.1.2010   #4956
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Bavorak: ty si si myslel ze to je seriozne myslene ?
ked som pozeral prvu stranu tak to vyzeralo fest vazne no uznavam som lama ze som to nepoznal od prvej strany ale o to viac som sa zasmial
gothar: ty odkial poznas ze poznam rysha z nfs fora?
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Old 8.1.2010   #4957
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Ja mam kontakty vsade volepyco
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Old 9.1.2010   #4958
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Preco mam pocit, ze toto sa moze stat iba v USA?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjktOguFsZA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlDB2p7OJpE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ZaiK7Ji0I
Prihody z autoumyvarni...
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Old 9.1.2010   #4959
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Ukažte, jaxte dob?í v basketu mezi komunitou lfs.net
http://www.onlinegames.com/basketball/?f32mq1jupr
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Old 10.1.2010   #4960
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Ukažte, jaxte dob?í v basketu mezi komunitou lfs.net
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