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Old 20.11.2009   #4801
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nebo radsi navrtat svody metodou "cimvicdertimvicvalcu"
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Old 20.11.2009   #4802
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To musi byt podobny zazitek jako vasnivy sex s nafukovaci pani.
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Old 22.11.2009   #4803
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Jako opravit zlomeny tlumic.
http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress...pg?w=303&h=450
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Old 22.11.2009   #4804
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...ano, dovedu. Dovedu si p?edstavit tém?? cokoliv, protože ješt? v?tší než lidská blbost je lidská hamižnost. Rozpíná se rychleji než vesmír a její síla se konstantn? rovná nekone?nu.
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Old 23.11.2009   #4805
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bojovnik proti krize si siel dokupit zasoby
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Old 23.11.2009   #4806
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Manzelia:
Ona: Ty si fakt kokot! Ty si taký kooookoooooooot... No kokot!! V práci si kokot pre vsetko, v spolocnosti robis zo seba kokota, doma si uplne na kokot a keby bola sútaz kokotov tak skoncis suverenne na druhom mieste na svete!
On: Preco na druhom??!!
Ona: Lebo Ty si taky kokot, ze ani to by si nevyhral!
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Old 24.11.2009   #4807
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Pozri sa na obrazok...dievca v pozadi...vidis jej zadok?

Ak ANO potrebujes ist k ocnemu lebo je to rameno dievcata s fotoaparatom.
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Old 24.11.2009   #4808
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z klasiky:
pohreb komika
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Old 25.11.2009   #4809
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zkouseli jste to nekdo hledat?
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Old 25.11.2009   #4811
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zkouseli jste to nekdo hledat?
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Old 25.11.2009   #4812
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armada v cine to ma naozaj tazke ,alebo ako sa vymiena koleso zajazdy
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Old 1.12.2009   #4815
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Seznam, najdu tam co neznam... Google, najdu tam co hledam...
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Old 2.12.2009   #4816
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Old 4.12.2009   #4817
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About a year ago Microsoft started an ad campaign with the tagline “Life without walls.” A little help here, Microsoft? In a “life without walls” where exactly does one install Windows?

edit> Zhruba pred rokem odstarovala reklamni kampan Microsoftu s nametem "zivot bez zdi". Pomuzete panove z Mikrosoftu? Kam presne v "zivote bez zdi" nainstalovat wokna?
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V práci s námi d?lal Lá?a. Rád nám provád?l kanadské žerty, ale snášel je i od nás. Rozumn?l vtipu, byl do party, ale m?l jednu nectnost - nerozd?lil by se s nikým o jídlo. Pracovali jsme u stroje, kde jsme v?tšinu ?asu jen kontrolovali, ale pokud se n?co stalo, museli jsme odb?hnout i od sva?iny. Aby Lá?ovi nikdo z ?izku ani neukousl, vždy jej p?i odchodu poplival. Tolik na úvod. Než k nám Lá?a nastoupil, byl v zim? na lesní brigád?. Všichni chodili na sva?inu, dávali si v hospod? hustou polévku, jen Lá?a si nosil domácí klobásky, které si k kuchyni oh?íval a nikomu nedal ani ochutnat. Jednou šli lesem, když uvid?li zmrzlé hovínko, které vypadalo jako jeho klobáska a nápad byl na sv?t?. V nest?eženém okamžiku mu z kapsy batohu vyndali klobásu, kterou sn?dli a místo ní tam dali ono zmrzlé hovínko. V hospod? pak jedli polévku a škodolib? sledovali, jak Lá?a smutn? sedí u stolu a nejí. Nedalo jim to a zeptali se jej pro?, ale odpov?? je šokovala: "Já si dávám klobásu oh?át v kuchyni do polévky a ona se mi zrovna dneska rozva?ila!"
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