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Old 13.10.2008   #3801
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obrazok sa neda zobrazit
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Old 13.10.2008   #3802
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když se da?í :-)

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obrazok sa neda zobrazit
Se nediv, cenzura. Místo hv?zdi?ek si dopl? hanlivý výraz pro prostitutku.
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Old 13.10.2008   #3803
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sem to tam zrovna editnul sem si toho nevsimnul
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Old 13.10.2008   #3804
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když se da?í :-)

http://www.suzukibandit.cz/prostor/f...x/a*****_4.jpg

za hvezdicky si doplnte vulgarni vyraz pro prostitutku k***a

No to frajera asi trošku bolelo nooo a jestli to vratil tak klobouk dolu...

a tohle me docela dost pobavilo... KLIK
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Old 14.10.2008   #3806
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Tržní sentiment a hypote?ní krize vesele:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbD-omir4c0&e
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Old 15.10.2008   #3807
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opet jeden geekovskej strip zel anglicky
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/going_west.png

Zav?ou matematika, fyzika a chemika s jednou konzervou. Po t?ech týdnech se na n? jdou podívat. Hubenej fyzik: "Jsem si spo?ítal, pod jakym úhlem musim házet konzervu do rohu cely a když napraskla, dorval jsem ji zuby nehty. Ale žiju!!" Hubenej chemik: "Jsem si ze slin, vlas?, špíny na zemi a pavu?in namíchal roztok, kterej tu konzervu narušil a pak zuby nehty." Matematik mrtvej, celý st?ny popsaný a vpravo dole v rohu "=> konzerva je otev?ena."
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Old 16.10.2008   #3808
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video - co se stane, když se na ulici nechá plexisklová schránka s USD 100 000
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Old 16.10.2008   #3809
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P?ijde p?íslušník do ?eznictví: "Máte n?jaký salám?"
"Máme, ale jen to?ený!"
P?íslušník chvíli p?emýšlí a pak zvolá: "Už to mám! Po?kejte chvilinku, sko?ím si pro džbánek!"


Policajt - dozor?í, podává ráno hlášení ná?elníkovi po no?ní sm?n?: "... a ješt? nás tady v noci obt?žovala jedna ku*va..."
"Doufám, že jste jí ignorovali?"
"Samoz?ejm?, já dvakrát a kolega t?ikrát!"


Které ?ty?i roky jsou v život? policajta nejhorší:
První t?ída.
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Old 17.10.2008   #3810
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Old 17.10.2008   #3811
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Moc dobrý a stim pocitacem a mobilem je pravda a ty devítky jsem si taky nevšimnul
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Old 17.10.2008   #3812
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Old 17.10.2008   #3813
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Old 17.10.2008   #3814
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Nevidím v tom n?jak nic vtipného o.O A porušování p?edpis? v reklamách m? prost? vytá?í...

EDIT: možná kdybys tam dal n?jakej vtipnej text
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Old 17.10.2008   #3815
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Taky mi to neprislo zrovna vtipny ani nijak zajimavy. Myslim ze na podobny styl bylo uz hodne reklam, a lepsich
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Old 17.10.2008   #3816
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samo o sebe to vtipne nie je. vtipne texty vymyslajte vy
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Old 17.10.2008   #3817
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Old 18.10.2008   #3818
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Old 18.10.2008   #3819
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To je ale lump Jeste ze mame ty kamery.
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Old 18.10.2008   #3820
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neserta matta daemona http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s91p5DD5aTA
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