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Old 2.4.2008   #3301
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Old 2.4.2008   #3302
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXYkQbzin0

a prepravni spolecnost dežo s.r.o zde
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iLbU...eature=related

Tohle je spis k placi. Kouknete i na komentare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7A3V...eature=related

Nekdo ma holt smulu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_a0_...eature=related
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Old 2.4.2008   #3305
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to mi p?ipomíná, ten vtip co zahrál Zden?k Izer ve svých po?adech, které se jmenovaly "Ve dne zataženo, v noci roztaženo".

Izer hrál populárního moderánora Otu ?erného:

psáno foneticky:

...
?erný: a co tomu ?íká rómská obec?
Rom: o nas ciganech se ?iká, že nejsme kulturni narod. Ja som t?eba v?era byl v kin? na filmu Cigani jdou do nebe.
?erný: a kdy p?jdete tak ?íkajíc na film Cikáni jdou do práce?
Rom: ne, ja nechodim na vjedecko fantastycky
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Old 3.4.2008   #3306
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Vzbudte K4riho
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Old 3.4.2008   #3307
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http://www.bugemos.com/komiksy/alien.jpg

a jeden textovej>
Manzel podozrieva svoju manzelku, ze ho podvádza, a kedze nemá peniaze
na detektiva, tak zaplatí Vietnamcovi z trznicoe za to, ze bude sledovat
jeho zenu.

Po nejakej dobe obdrzi list:

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He
kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She
play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,
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He play with she. She
play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
Tak tohle me fakt polozilo
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Old 3.4.2008   #3309
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http://www.bugemos.com/komiksy/alien.jpg

a jeden textovej>
Manzel podozrieva svoju manzelku, ze ho podvádza, a kedze nemá peniaze
na detektiva, tak zaplatí Vietnamcovi z trznicoe za to, ze bude sledovat
jeho zenu.

Po nejakej dobe obdrzi list:

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He
kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She
play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,
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Old 3.4.2008   #3310
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ten textovej jsem nejak prehlednul. Dobrej
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Old 3.4.2008   #3311
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m?žete to p?elozit?
translator to prelozi zhruba tak jak to cinan napsal.

Nejvíce pocta pane!

Vy odejdete dùm. Já sleduji dùm. On pøijde dùm. Já sleduji. On a ona odejde
dùm. Já následuji. On a ona jde hotel. Já lezu na strom. Já dívám se okno. On
políbí ona. Ona políbí on. On stáhne ona. Ona stáhne on. On hraje s ona. Ona
hraje s on. Já hraji s mnou. Já opadávám strom. Já ne vidím.

Žádný poplatek,
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http://www.videotube.sk/video/1206005220-490-cool!_the_future_of_air_travel!

EDIT: turkish rambo
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Tvuj link nefunguje ale asi myslis tohle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwI9e3QwgEc
Tureckej Brambo je strasne stara vec.
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Tak za to se hodi poradna trubka.
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Dopor?uju v?tšinu videí tohoto autora
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me dostalo to, jak se najist zadarmo u mcdonald´s ... to nekdy budu muset zkusit
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