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Old 21.4.2008   #11
Woyta
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Potkali se malý ušní maz, malý zubní kaz a malá poševní kvasinka.
Malý ušní maz povídá: " Každé ráno se m? snaží dostat taková ty?inka s vatou. Mám co d?lat, abych se schoval"
"To nic není," povídá malý zubní kaz. "To já se schovávám každé ráno a ve?er p?ed kartá?kem s pastou".
"To ješt? v?bec nic není," ?íká malá poševní kvasinka,
"každou noc leze ke mn? takové holohlavé ?un?, co neví, jestli má jít dovnit?, nebo ven, a nakonec mi poblije celý dome?ek!"
Malý zubní kaz na to: "ááá tak toho hajzla já znám taky!!!!"
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