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Old 21.12.2009   #4861
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Tla?enica v metre a žena sa nechtiac dotkla jedného muža na citlivom mieste.
- Prepá?te, nechcela som.
- Sle?na, ja som šachista. Chcela - nechcela, ke? ste sa raz figúrky dotkla, musíte s ?ou hra?!
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Old 21.12.2009   #4862
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Old 24.12.2009   #4863
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Old 24.12.2009   #4864
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Víte pro? šneci(ne eskargot ) reklamovali 307?ku?


protože se jich tam vlezlo jen 306
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Old 25.12.2009   #4865
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Plastové brzdové t?meny aneb tuzing bez hranic
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Old 25.12.2009   #4866
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musi byt super po polhodine jazdenia na okruhu len take rozpustene pvc vsade po diskoch
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Old 27.12.2009   #4867
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Old 27.12.2009   #4868
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Old 27.12.2009   #4869
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musis udelat onboard
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Old 27.12.2009   #4870
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musis udelat onboard
To se ale unudíte xmrti. S BMW 318 IS. Ale ud?láme..
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Old 27.12.2009   #4871
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Old 27.12.2009   #4872
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Old 28.12.2009   #4873
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To se ale unudíte xmrti. S BMW 318 IS. Ale ud?láme..
na nordschleife mne zakazali onboard...len stale som nepochopil preco som ho netocil ked mi to zakazali
btw: 8 kol na nordschleife je dost vela...ja som mal po troch dost
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Old 28.12.2009   #4874
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Ale musis kvuli YT pravidlum zvladnout kolo pod 10min.

Darek peknej. Taky bych se tam rad nekdy podival az bude auto.
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Ale musis kvuli YT pravidlum zvladnout kolo pod 10min.

Darek peknej. Taky bych se tam rad nekdy podival az bude auto.
ehm vzhladom k tomu ze som z nordschleife poznal vtedy iba adenau bridge (adenau brucke) tak sa mi to jaksi nepodarilo ale uz som sa to doucil a viem to cele naspamat tak dufam ze buduci rok to bude lepsie
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Old 28.12.2009   #4876
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ehm vzhladom k tomu ze som z nordschleife poznal vtedy iba adenau bridge (adenau brucke) tak sa mi to jaksi nepodarilo ale uz som sa to doucil a viem to cele naspamat tak dufam ze buduci rok to bude lepsie
Taky se to budu muset po?ádn? nau?it. Aspo? využiju VLN mod do rFactoru.
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Klouczech: Kdy tam hodlas jet?
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Old 28.12.2009   #4878
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.. p?ijde na trh s dvouválcovými p?epl?ovanými jednotkami o objemu 0,9 l ..

"Podle mluv?ího automobilky ochuzením o dva válce motor nijak neutrp?l a dosahuje stejných výkonnostních hodnot jako jeho ?tyrválcoví atmosféri?tí sourozenci."

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Klouczech: Kdy tam hodlas jet?
Prej kv?ten, duben.. nevím p?esn?.
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Old 28.12.2009   #4880
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Prej kv?ten, duben.. nevím p?esn?.
to tam nemozete ist v lete (jul-cervenec) ako vsetci normalni ludia ktori maju v kvetnu a dubnu skolu?
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