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Old 27.8.2009   #4661
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LOL, dokonca je to pár kilometrov pri Kalnej
proto je to skoro urcite pravdiva zprava, neni nahoda ze do Levic kazdou chvily jezdi
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Old 28.8.2009   #4662
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Old 28.8.2009   #4663
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Old 28.8.2009   #4664
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nez si to sami zkusite...

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Old 28.8.2009   #4665
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Old 28.8.2009   #4666
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Obrazek byl presunut.
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Old 30.8.2009   #4667
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I policajti umí být vtipní
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Old 30.8.2009   #4668
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Muze mi nekdo vysvetlit proc mi N-joy mezi relevantni odkazy hodil tohle?
http://n-joy.cz/video/tico-idealni-h...jm9pn19c7pfuk9
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protoze danse a nebo mozna jen proto protoze je to taky k smichu...

ani ja si neodpustim jeden v praxi overeny o ticu...
Vite proc je Tico nejrychlejsi?
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protoze v kolone je vzdycky prvni..
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Old 30.8.2009   #4670
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Vcera na ceste do Prahy a z prahy rozhodne nejpomalejsi nebylo .

BTW Je spousta aut se stejnymi/horsimi parametry.



Jaký je rozdíl mezi 8-letou, 18-letou, 28-letou, 38-letou a 48-letou?
Matematik by odpov?d?l, že vždy 10 let.
Podstata správné odpov?di však tkví ve vztahu k pohádkám a posteli:
8-letou uložíš do postýlky a povíš jí pohádku.
18-leté nejprve povíš pohádku a potom ji uložíš do postele.
28-leté není t?eba povídat pohádku, aby se uložila do postele.
38-letá ti sama ?ekne pohádku, aby jsi šel do postele.
48-leté povíš pohádku abys nemusel jít do postele.
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Hip Hop Kemp je vážn? festival s Atmosférou.
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Old 31.8.2009   #4672
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Chapete to? ako je to haluz ,le uz aspon viem ,cez ake dvere uz nepojdem
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Old 31.8.2009   #4673
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Tohle by u nas taky mohlo probehnout.
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Toto ma teraz rozosmialo v TV relácii Sedem, Milan Lasica povedal vtip, ak to dopre poviem:

USA sa vyhrážajú ?esku: "Ak nepostavíte radar, zbombardujeme vám Prahu!"
A reakcia: "Ak nám zbombardujete Prahu, my vám zbombardujeme Karlovy Vary!"
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Old 4.9.2009   #4675
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A ešte Lasica (na tému Jánošík): Ak chcete bohatým bra? a chudobným dáva?, tak si skôr ?i neskôr uvedomíte, že bez bohatých to nejde. :-D
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Old 4.9.2009   #4676
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Toto ma teraz rozosmialo v TV relácii Sedem, Milan Lasica povedal vtip, ak to dopre poviem:

USA sa vyhrážajú ?esku: "Ak nepostavíte radar, zbombardujeme vám Prahu!"
A reakcia: "Ak nám zbombardujete Prahu, my vám zbombardujeme Karlovy Vary!"
Bombardovat KV a tím škodit USA asi moc smysl nemá, Lasica je trochu popleta, ne? Rusko vyhrožuje, že když radar postavíme, zbombardují Prahu a na to my, že jim zbombardujeme KV. Sorry, že jsem ti to zkazil
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Bombardovat KV a tím škodit USA asi moc smysl nemá, Lasica je trochu popleta, ne? Rusko vyhrožuje, že když radar postavíme, zbombardují Prahu a na to my, že jim zbombardujeme KV. Sorry, že jsem ti to zkazil
Do pr?ic, fakt, asi sa mi pri smiechu vypína logika, asi to povedal ako píšeš. :-D No, a to je pre dnešok odo m?a koniec srandy. ;-)

(Mimochodom, pri písaní sa mi nie?o nezdalo a ešte som sa googla spýtal "ameri?ania karlovy vary", nie?o to našlo, tak ja že tak OK.)
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Toto ma teraz rozosmialo v TV relácii Sedem, Milan Lasica povedal vtip, ak to dopre poviem:

USA sa vyhrážajú ?esku: "Ak nepostavíte radar, zbombardujeme vám Prahu!"
A reakcia: "Ak nám zbombardujete Prahu, my vám zbombardujeme Karlovy Vary!"
neni to spis na rusy?

ups..sem slepy pomaly a posledni...
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neni to spis na rusy?

ups..sem slepy pomaly a posledni...
ale tvá verze nezní v?bec špatná - rozhodn? m? pobavila
RUSKO sa vyhrážajú ?esku: "Ak postavíte radar, zbombardujeme vám Prahu!"
A reakcia: "Ak nám zbombardujete Prahu, my vám zbombardujeme Karlovy Vary!"
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neni to spis na rusy?

ups..sem slepy pomaly a posledni...
|| jak vidis, tak zdaleka ne nejslepejsi, nejpomalejsi a urcite ne posledni
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ale tvá verze nezní v?bec špatná - rozhodn? m? pobavila
RUSKO sa vyhrážajú ?esku: "Ak postavíte radar, zbombardujeme vám Prahu!"
A reakcia: "Ak nám zbombardujete Prahu, my vám zbombardujeme Karlovy Vary!"
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