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PerG 20.4.2006 09:07

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Originally Posted by marlin
nevi, jestli to patri do vtipu
^^

:brow: :brow: :craz:

Commander 20.4.2006 13:11

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Originally Posted by marlin
nevi, jestli to patri do vtipu
^^

k popukani :craz:

TreWoR 20.4.2006 13:23

Commander: Neco pro tebe ale i pro ostatni :) male auticka nektere sou fakt super :)

marlin 20.4.2006 13:30

no tak nci no..... ^^

Gabelhirsch 20.4.2006 14:58

zajímavé srovnávací video

PerG 20.4.2006 15:24

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Originally Posted by TreWoR
Commander: Neco pro tebe ale i pro ostatni :) male auticka nektere sou fakt super :)

to uz ale vostry je :D

Harad 20.4.2006 15:29

cesky lama song :)

marlin 20.4.2006 15:34

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Originally Posted by Harad
cesky lama song :)

husty :lol: :lol: :D

malicek 20.4.2006 15:48

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Originally Posted by Harad
cesky lama song :)

:D :D :D :D :D :lol: to je skv?lý :lol: :D :D :D :D :nana:

SIR 20.4.2006 16:05

:lol: :lol:

TreWoR 20.4.2006 17:32

Tak toto je lepsi lama song :)

TreWoR 20.4.2006 17:35

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Originally Posted by Gabelhirsch

::lol taky dobry..

Jardier 20.4.2006 18:02

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Originally Posted by Gabelhirsch

real jezdec jak to drti dre se jako mezek a pc jede pohodicku volnou jizdu :fry:

Jardier 20.4.2006 18:07

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Originally Posted by Harad
cesky lama song :)

:lol: :lol: :D:D:D:D :hug: :hug:

Chaos 22.4.2006 22:10

navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

Kid222 22.4.2006 22:15

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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

mahahhaaah mahazec :lol: :lol:
puste si to ve vic oknech :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jardier 22.4.2006 22:23

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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

JOO :lol: :lol: hodne maze :up: :up: lamadadadada :D

jet 22.4.2006 22:25

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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

dagadagadodom bidibidom to je konec varabadan degadaga tictalitictandou.. :D

Jardier 22.4.2006 22:30

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Originally Posted by jet
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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

dagadagadodom bidibidom to je konec varabadan degadaga tictalitictandou.. :D

:lol: :lol:

SpeeD 22.4.2006 22:33

Nehoda 1
Nehoda 2
Nehoda 3

Jardier 22.4.2006 23:45

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Originally Posted by SpeeD

:fry: :fry:

Chaos 23.4.2006 10:26

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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

Rumiko nasel CELOU VERZI! :faint:

Jardier 23.4.2006 10:56

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Originally Posted by Chaos
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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

Rumiko nasel CELOU VERZI! :faint:

JOOOOO :up: :up: :up: :up: :lol:

Kid222 23.4.2006 11:15

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Originally Posted by Chaos
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Originally Posted by Chaos
navykove? - uz mi to tu jede 15 minut a sem uplne ribidaby didlap v pohodobode... :D

Rumiko nasel CELOU VERZI! :faint:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dušan Matouš 23.4.2006 14:52

Neuveritelnej mazec :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Uz si to prozpevuje i muj triapulletej syn. :craz:

Jen musim zjistit jestli ten text vubec ma nejakej vyznam. Uz to mam mezi pisnickama v telefonu a pristi vikend se v Brne zeptam Janiho Paasonena, jestli by mi to nezkusil prelozit :D :D :D

Kada 23.4.2006 15:54

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Originally Posted by Dušan Matouš
Jen musim zjistit jestli ten text vubec ma nejakej vyznam. Uz to mam mezi pisnickama v telefonu a pristi vikend se v Brne zeptam Janiho Paasonena, jestli by mi to nezkusil prelozit :D :D :D

Slova k te mp3 verzi:
(Savo dialekt z vychodu Finska)

Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

windmouse 23.4.2006 16:12

hehe :D
Rap ca ca jabiridabirim

windmouse 23.4.2006 16:20

http://pag.csail.mit.edu/~adonovan/d...20-01-2004.gif

Kid222 23.4.2006 16:27

WMS: pic
:lol: :lol:

HI JACK!

marlin 23.4.2006 17:01

dotaz k te super pisnicce, neda se to nejka stahnout do compu, prehrava se mi to v prohlizeci. ALe naprosto super, uz mi to tady hraje pul dne dokola a nejak se toho nemuzu nabazit, uz jsem myslel, ze jsem v tom sam.... ze jsu divny

Obrazek, Dilbert, normalne vychazi v HN, a je to prvni co si prectu, ale je naprosto uzasny.... :D

Chaos 23.4.2006 17:45

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Originally Posted by Kada
Slova k te mp3 verzi:
(Savo dialekt z vychodu Finska)

trocha hledani po netu a tu je anglickej preklad>

The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
and set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
when we're all busy dancing to and fro!

Ieva was smiling, the fiddle it was wailing
as people crowded round to wish her luck.
Everyone was hot but it didn't seem to bother
the handsome young man, the dashing buck.
'Cause who's going to mind a drop of sweat
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!

Ieva's mother she shut herself away
in her own quiet room to hum a hymn.
Leaving our hero to have a spot of fun
in a neighbor's house when the lights are dim.
'Cause what does it matter what the old folks say
when you're all busy dancing to and fro!

When the music stopped then the real fun began
and that's when the laddie fooled around.
When he took her home, when the dancing was over
her mother angrily waiting they found.
But I said to her, Ieva, now don't you weep
and we'll soon be dancing to and fro!

I said to her mother now stop that noise
or I won't be responsible for what I do.
If you go quietly and stay in your room
you won't get hurt while your daughter I woo.
'Cause this fine laddie is a wild sort of guy
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!

One thing I tell you is you won't trap me,
no, you won't find me an easy catch.
Travel to the east and travel to the west but
Ieva and I are going to make a match.
'Cause this fine laddie ain't the bashful sort
when he's all busy dancing to and fro.

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Originally Posted by marlin
dotaz k te super pisnicce, neda se to nejka stahnout do compu, prehrava se mi to v prohlizeci.

staci pravym na link a "ulozit odkaz jako" ...

windmouse 23.4.2006 20:49

ale polka by se na to tocila fakt dobre, zkusim ukecat kamaradku a kdyztak sem potom dam link na videjko :lama:

Kada 24.4.2006 00:05

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Originally Posted by Chaos
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Originally Posted by Kada
Slova k te mp3 verzi:
(Savo dialekt z vychodu Finska)

trocha hledani po netu a tu je anglickej preklad>

Ten byl hned vedle na te strance, odkud sem to pastoval, ale nechtel sem to delat tak lehky, sem si rikal, ze treba Dan priveze od Janniho neco zajimavejsiho :-))).

marlin 24.4.2006 00:22

mohl by to nekdo prekopat do cestiny, stejne jako ten lama song :D

TreWoR 24.4.2006 18:02

Jete ty uz delas i skutry? Tento se ti moc nepovedl..

TreWoR 24.4.2006 18:26

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Originally Posted by Kid222

Stare ale dobre :D

Gabelhirsch 24.4.2006 19:13

pro ty, kterým unikl vysoce odborná diskuze na téma "Lag -> Gabel -> Teleportace" nabizim k nahlednuti jeji stenografický záznam (o)

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...gabelovani.png

Gabelhirsch 25.4.2006 07:58

oby?ejné lfs crash VIDEO jen chudák malá MRTka

dodatek FORCE DYNAMICS 301 LFS

Woodbine 25.4.2006 16:05

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Originally Posted by Gabelhirsch
pro ty, kterým unikl vysoce odborná diskuze na téma "Lag -> Gabel -> Teleportace" nabizim k nahlednuti jeji stenografický záznam (o)

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Mazec... http://www.lfsforum.net/images/smilies/clapclap.gif

TreWoR 25.4.2006 22:31

Je tu nekdo kdo pouziva Internet Exproler?
http://trewor.ic.cz/vtipky/stranka.jpg


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